12 Vintage Valentine's Day Cards that Prove We Were All a Bunch of Rapists

Dear Previous Generations: What the hell? Seriously. -- Signed, The Present Day.

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1. Oh just a child ignoring the word "no."
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2. Ah yes. A valid point, creepy child with hat.
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3. Jesus Christ, even the cops were in on it!
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4. Just a pants-less superhero using his powers to spy on women.
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5. If she says no, just put her in the freezer? Can do.
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6. The violating isn't so bad when compared to the cannibalism.
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7. I Like My Valentines Stiff.
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8. A Woman's Point of View
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9. Just some racism. It's CALLED A MISDIRECT.
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10. Seems harmless, but we all know where that banana's headed.
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11. Nothing says love like burning your name into your valentine.
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12. Totally normal Valentine. Just don't look into his eyes.
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  • #12=creepy....subliminal stuff in those old valentines...wish I had some of my valentines from 2nd grade...
  • OMG... this is frickin' too funny! Were these people high or just sick in the head when they came up with these valentines?! LOL
  • if you think about it this what grandparents were sending to each other *ugh*
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  • maybe that should be aimed the other way ((for the slower readers: towards his head))
  • I'm not thining rapist...I'm thinking serial killers...so crazy!