When the mom's away the dad will play. Either that, or someone should seriously call protective services. more »

What she doesn't know won't hurt her. via

McDonald's has SOME healthy options. via

You can never be SURE of anything, Dad. via

Well, except that. via

Just enough time for a quick power nap. via

This is just a good rule for anyone. via

"You told me to look after the kids. You never said anything about the dog." via

"Probably not, but I think I'm starting to miss mommy." via

"Hakuna Matata, kids." via

"Just gonna take a quick nap. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge." via

Cool Dad Alert. via

I feel like she's going to notice that. via