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This catalogue chronicles sketched out depictions of the absurd creatures that monst around in the sick mind of Richard Barajas.
Published May 06, 2012 250 views More Info »
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"Daybreak Dan"

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He is Daybreak Dan, all day he sleeps, and all night...he just waits till daybreak. Any waking moment he possesses however he is witnessing something crazy because invariably he has the worst, most vile luck anyone has ever seen. Bizarre things continually happen around him, and today was no exception.....

"Beast vs Sea Beast"

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On his way home he encounters a brutally demonic land vs sea battle with two ridiculous creatures that are definitely real and certainly not completely made up. He notices that at first glance it would seem like the land beast would just tear the sea beast a new B hole with his razor sharp claws, but upon further examination, if you look closely you'll notice that the branch is about to break at the base and if land beast doesn't make his move soon, he will plummet into a vast, unfamiliar world of water where the sea beast will undoubtedly be waiting to deal with him in a realm he knows all too well. Then remarkably enough, after Daybreak Dan watches the land beast descend upon the sea beast in the nick of time and tear him to hell in a disgusting bloodfeast, Daybreak Dan witnesses another possible atrocity.....  

"Everybody Loves Raisins"

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He looks just out past the break of waves and can't believe what he sees. Another bizarre scuffle between a mythical beast and a crazy half-breed creature. He notices that the crazy rooster-snake clearly wants that raisin so bad, but Poseidon's weird nipply cousin isn't about to just hand it over...and the battle insues. He doesn't stick around for the raisin dispute because he can't bear to be subjected to anymore carnage after watching that last slaughter so he swiftly continues his journey home. Then he sees a battle which is a bit more lopsided then the previous massacres and watches as a overbearingly scary group hunts a harmless little guy as prey and reigns down on him with all the fury of the four horseman of the apocalypse......

"Shittin His Pants"

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Only able to change his underpants a few times prior, the little guy definitely shits his pants at least a baker's dozen times before the feeding takes place and the unfortunate surprise of a mouth full of shit takes effect and becomes a haunting reality for the hungry hunters.   At this point, Daybreak Dan can't wait to get home, have some breakfast, and pass out hard for the rest of the day. As he visibly prays to avoid anymore absurd encounters, he ends up jinxing the shit out of himself and sees what looks to be a demented version of Rodger Klotz from the classic Nickelodeon television show "Doug" in a little altercation of his own......

"Klotz vs Beast"

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What happens next is a classic man vs beast showdown where the man is using meaningful, offensive gestures to mentally disable and incapacitate the weird tiger beast. The weird tiger beast is stunned and taken back at first, then practically laughs in Klotz's face due to his wussy disregard to be any sort of an intimidating force whatsoever. Klotz just smiles and continues his own intimidation tactics with a full head of steam confident his plan will work. Then all of a sudden, Elton John pops out of the woods acting wild and crazy, singing "Circle of Life," and looking like he's filming a remake of The Exorcist II......

"Crazy Elton"

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Apparently Elton John had just realized he ran out of baking soda and freaked out. Then, Elton quickly notices the glazed over and vacant look in Klotz's eyes that is all too familiar and violently attacks him, biting him repeatedly across his neck, chest, and a few lower extremity areas as well, which oddly enough John seemed to enjoy. As Elton John murders yet another in cold blood he begins to sing his version of "Another One Bites the Dust" which turns out to be easily one of the greatest cover songs ever. The weird tiger beast had long since run off, probably out of fear of being flicked-off to death rather then Crazy Elton causing any actual harm to him. Now Elton stands alone, hulking over the bloody mess that used to be Demented Klotz. Daybreak Dan watches from afar unsure of what Elton is going to do next. Then Crazy Elton slowly reaches down to Klotz's pocket and pulls out a lofty bag of cocaine. "I knew it" says Elton to himself as his mood changes completely. His frown is turned upside down as he walks off into the sunset singing "I'm Still Standing" in a very high voice happy as can be......

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