Where are the finger holes?
They call me El Chupacabra!
What? I have a condition. Boneritis. Yeah. That's it.
Motherfucking Dave Grohl is inside your brain!
The Beach. Woman scratching her crotch. A joke about Crabs in the making.
Baby Hitler is not amused!
If I pull your string, will you talk? I LOVE those toys!
Pederast lover? Can you, like, fuck offski? I'm trying to look cool here...
Kriss Kross will make you jump!
I need to be inside of you, Holmes. I can't quit you.
You KNOW what this is an allusion to, right?
Titty? YAY! Ginger titty? Ewwwww.
Corky loved going to baseball between "Life goes on" shoots.
What use would they have for that doll? For realsies?
Wait a minute... This isn't "Macguyver"!
Sodomising a horse wasn't the best wedding gift Bob ever gave. It also wasn't the worst.
Pink jacket. Wet shoes.
It's a moot point.
Woah, this isn't burning man dude! Acid flashback!
"Are they watching?" "Yeah, should I stop?" "No, it turns me on. Plug away, champ! Look them in the eyes as you do it!""
Public displays of affection make me feel the same...
This dude rules. For no reason at all.
Bikini pooping... The BEST kind of pooping.
K-Fed, you whack sumbitch, make another GREAT rap album. For realsies.
Where's the mafucking "Fist of Adonis" kept?
Microsoft. It refers to this guys phallus. Micro and soft. Geddit?
Reading my book. Just reading my book. Book reading, it's what I'm doing here. Nothing else.
This girl has just seen a showreel of every single scene in which Kevin Bacon has pulled his cock out. It goes for 37 minutes.
Arrrggghhh! Kill it with fire! Don't look into it's eyes!