21 Superstars and divas i would like to see in the W.W.E this year. (view all on one page to see full rants.)
The Vampire Warrior
You remember him as Gangrle the leader of the brood. So i say bring him back under his other name The Vampire Warrior put him in all black and put as super hot chick on his arm. An this goes for you to TNA wrestling.
"BiG RED" Cherrity Tamil
You Remeber her as Taylor Hendrix. So i say bring her in W.W.E with a sexy new red get up under this new name and make my dreams c*m true pimpin.
No new gimick need here just new t-shirts
Just bring back the Headbangs Mosh and Trasher and make them the new tag champs for me W.W.E um k big cats. An this also goes for you as well TNA. "is it metal?"
Jake Da Bullfrog Stetter
Your remember him from ROH as El Generico. But i say call him the Da Bullfrog put him in all green an put a frog mash on him and use the frog splash as his new finisher and boom new hit guy on the W.W.E Roster. The Brainbuster DDT an then the frog splash for the win. DA BULLFROG!
As The Super Heel B*tch. You remember her from TNA as Angelina Love. An man do i love jacking it to that b*tch i mean man do i love watching her do her thing in the ring as a bad girl.
You remeber him from ROH as Chris Hero. Now his Pluto Van-Wilder the party animal and hell W.W.E movies could even star him in Van-Wilder 4 with a bunch of the divas.
Dirty Tammie Dickins
She don't know how to read to good but she can get down and dirty with the best them bar none big dogs. "For the hicks." And no you don't remember who this chick is in the ring.
Miss. Torrie Willson
No need for a gimick here boys just bring her back into the action for d*mn sure W.W.E and if your not down with that i got 3 letters for you T.N.A. "Am Hard just thinking about it yo."
2. Baby Blue Bayda Maxwell
Who ever the hell this really is a. She need to be a diva in the W.W.E as in right f in now bros and you know it brother! So fine i wish she was mine.
Miss. Aksana be bad
Give Miss. Aksana her blonde hair look back and make her even more of a super sexy heel there W.W.E ok buds.
1A. Jimmy Jam Johnson
Captain smooth. The man with all the love. "R.O.H doesn't use him right so bring him in for the smackdown roster W.W.E." you know him as Jimmy Rave.
aka Kelly Kelly comes back to the W.W.E under her real name and P.S W.W.E put her in a f in movie already Gz for f in reals big dogs. Love this woman with all my hart and soul.
Ashley Nichole Simmons
You know here from TNA as the one they call Madison Ryan. So i say turn the hair back to brown and let her use her real name.
You remember this cougar as Miss Jones from W.C.W but i say just let her use her name and let her sexy it up with her cougarness and we all good in the hood boo. So she can show these divas a thing a or 2 about in ring skills and how to work it outside the ring like that hot b*tch she is yo my peeps at the W.W.E. Do her up!
You know her by her real name Katarina Waters and she is and actress nowadays. i say bring her back as the creepy hot that will scare you to death.
This pilled up honey should make a come back to the w.w.e as a manager once more and there is no need for a new gimmick. An yes she is off the drugs now.
You remember these two as from E.C.W on syfi as Kevin Thorn and Arial the vamps. An this time Kevin is just a hardcore metal head type of dude that never plays by the rules.
No need for a new gimick just bring her back and make her even more sexy in that creepy kind of way i like so much.
Just give him one more shot in the W.W.E because in my mind this dude should be the smackdown champ right now not old Ziggy + everyone knows who he is now so pick him yo, Colt Cabana for champ. Hell even him vs John Cean would be cool.
Judist "The Demon Seed" Lucifer
Played by a guy you know as Tyson Tomko but this time me put a demon mask on him and make him very dark and evil superstar. Like Kane kind of but a whole lot more scary.
Jacob Paul Stetar
aka me because am like a superbeast in that your never going to stop me because am like Mankind jr. Where pain is my game sucka! Where not even a black and blue all over body a busted up face with a busted out tooth and brokin nose with a concussions when drunk as sh*t can stop me.
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