The Help is #1 at the box office, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star is being called the worst film ever made, but they are practically the same movie.
Main characters face similar challenges
The Help is a film about a societal outsider who uses her art to fight an injustice in society. So is Bucky Larson:
Born to be a Star. Skeeter in The
Help uses writing to fight the battle of where housekeepers can and cannot poop.
Bucky uses film to make women who are having sex with guys with little penises feel good about what their getting,
which would in turn make the men happier, which would in turn make everybody a
lot less dickish about where the
house keeper getâs to poop.
Skeeter and Bucky where both given cute poop nicknames.
No matter how poorly Bucky does, this fall, at a jr. high near you
kid in a gym locker is being given the name âBucky.â
It will stick for the rest of his school career. He will
At the same time a mother is calling her daughter
passive aggressive swipe that means âStop being a
some grand kids.â The daughter will dabble in lesbianism and then
give up her dreams.
The main joke
in each film comes from the crotch. For The Help itâs
a poop joke. For Bucky itâs a small penis joke. Both jokes are recurring
both jokes are essential to the plot. Both jokes live on the same rung
Of the taste ladder.
They know what you want
The Help gives middle aged
white ladies exactly
What they want: lots and lots of hot gratuitous baby
Bucky Larson does the exact same
thing for teen age boys,
except with boobies.
The Help chooses the
shockingly stereo typical food
âfried chickenâ to be the food that heals black peoples
souls. There are a million less racially charge
Southern foods like Corn bread. But nope.
âFried Chicken makes a whole lot of things better.â
Bucky Larson uses the shockingly stereo typical cure
penised white guys
To cure their small dickishness: Lots and lots of money.
Portrail of Blacks in film
The most normal, good and relatable character in Bucky
Larson is played by Mario Joyner who is a decent, successful, normal guy, who
is also black.
In The Help if youâre black you
can be a maid, or a fry cook or
The message of the film isnât about the lack
of jobs with futures for blacks in that community, itâs
about being nice to the people you pay to love your children. I think if you
swap âThe Southâ with âHollywoodâ and âBlacksâ with âMexicansâ this movie makes
Everybody loves sluts
Both movies really like women that areâ¦uh, kinda, dingyâ¦uhâ¦
Celia Foote in The Help is the town skank and sheâs so dense
she doesnât even realize sheâs not supposed to eat fried
with the help. What a whore.
The porn girls in Bucky Larson donât shun Bucky and
his small penis
(because itâs there job) which allows him to help men
all over the
world with their own romantic issues. What whores.
Both Emma Stone and Nick Swardson got grief for their haircut
The internet seems to gives a shit about this.
Both Bucky and Skeeter are Romantically inept. Skeeterâs mother is concerned
Skeeter is going to be Spinster or Lesbian. This is apparently a huge fear
middle class white women, because they cackled every time the subjects of
and spinsterism where broached at
the screening I saw. Emma leaves town
because a trouble making big mouth would never find a man in the south. Word of
Bucky is so naive he doesnât know how to masturbate. He
also doesnât realize that his
package is a problem in his desired field. Bucky meets and falls in love with
Fucking Ricci with in five minutes of showing up in Hollywood inspite of his sexlessness
because this movie is bullshit.
Have courage and trust me
In The Help Skeeter convinces the maids to have the courage to
share their stories
so that people would some how figure out that white
people werenât super nice to
people in the 60âs. And she was right, theyâre werenât.
In Bucky Larson Don Johnson
convinces the Korean Mafia that guys with small dicks
will want to look at guyâs with even smaller dicks
naked. And heâs right, in the film,
Finally, both films have unrealistic happy endings.
In real life, Skeeter probably would have been
by the locals whose bad behavior she exposed. The
likely come in a most horrible manner.
Buckyâs movie probably wouldnât have made any money, or
have already done it real life. This lack of success would
Cause the Korean mafia to retaliate against Him in a
most horrible manner.
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