The Help is a film about a societal outsider who uses her art to fight an injustice in society. So is Bucky Larson:
Born to be a Star.Skeeter in The
Help uses writing to fight the battle of where housekeepers can and cannot poop.
Bucky uses film to make women who are having sex with guys with little penises feel good about what their getting,
which would in turn make the men happier, which would in turn make everybody a
lot less dickish about where the
house keeper getâs to poop.
Skeeter and Bucky where both given cute poop nicknames. No matter how poorly Bucky does, this fall, at a jr. high near yousome
kid in a gym locker is being given the name âBucky.â It will stick for the rest of his school career. He will
die alone. At the same time a mother is calling her daughter
âSkeeterâas passive aggressive swipe that means âStop being a
some grand kids.â The daughter will dabble in lesbianism and thengive up her dreams.
The main joke
in each film comes from the crotch. For The Help itâsa poop joke. For Bucky itâs a small penis joke. Both jokes are recurring and
both jokes are essential to the plot. Both jokes live on the same rungOf the taste ladder.
They know what you want
The Help gives middle aged
white ladies exactlyWhat they want: lots and lots of hot gratuitous baby Shots. Bucky Larson does the exact same
thing for teen age boys, except with boobies.
The Help chooses the
shockingly stereo typical foodâfried chickenâ to be the food that heals black peoplessouls.There are a million less racially chargeSouthern foods like Corn bread. But nope.âFried Chicken makes a whole lot of things better.âBucky Larson uses the shockingly stereo typical curesmall
penised white guys
notoriously useTo cure their small dickishness: Lots and lots of money.
Portrail of Blacks in film
The most normal, good and relatable character in Bucky
Larson is played by Mario Joyner who is a decent, successful, normal guy, who
is also black. In The Help if youâre black you
can be a maid, or a fry cook or unemployed.
The message of the film isnât about the lackof jobs with futures for blacks in that community, itâs
about being nice to the people you pay to love your children. I think if you
swap âThe Southâ with âHollywoodâ and âBlacksâ with âMexicansâ this movie makes
Everybody loves sluts
Both movies really like women that areâ¦uh, kinda, dingyâ¦uhâ¦Sluts(?)Celia Foote in The Help isthe town skankand sheâs so dense she doesnât even realize sheâs not supposed to eat fried
chicken with the help. What a whore. The porn girls in Bucky Larson donât shun Bucky and
his small penis (because itâs there job) which allows him to help men
all over the world with their own romantic issues.What whores.
Both Emma Stone and Nick Swardson got grief for their haircutchoices.
The internet seems to gives a shit about this.
Both Bucky and Skeeter are Romantically inept.Skeeterâs mother is concernedthat
Skeeter is going to be Spinster or Lesbian. This is apparently a huge fearamong
middle class white women, because they cackled every time the subjects oflesbianism
and spinsterism where broached at
the screening I saw. Emma leaves townalone
because a trouble making big mouth would never find a man in the south. Word ofWarning ladies.Bucky is so naive he doesnât know how to masturbate. He
also doesnât realize that his small
package is a problem in his desired field. Bucky meets and falls in love with
Christina Fucking Ricci with in five minutes of showing up in Hollywood inspite of his sexlessnessbecause this movie is bullshit.
Have courage and trust me
In The Help Skeeter convinces the maids to have the courage to
share their storiesso that people would some how figure out that white
people werenât super nice toblack
people in the 60âs. And she was right, theyâre werenât. In Bucky Larson Don Johnson
convinces the Korean Mafia that guys with small dickswill want to look at guyâs with even smaller dicks
naked. And heâs right, in the film, they do.
Finally, both films have unrealistic happy endings. In real life, Skeeter probably would have been
retaliated againstby the locals whose bad behavior she exposed. The
likely come in a most horrible manner. Buckyâs movie probably wouldnât have made any money, or
have already done it real life. This lack of success would Cause the Korean mafia to retaliate against Him in a
most horrible manner.