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Reasons Why i was smoking that salvia crap in the first place.
Published January 29, 2012 330 views More Info »
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Published January 29, 2012

The Convolutions keep me young.

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"Really i just need a good old fashioned cleveland steamer from a good looking young man."

My weed dealer was out of town, so i yank this salvia sh*t from my daughter dresser.

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"Dang kid wouldn't know a good drug if it bit her in the nose."

i just had a really bad LSD flash back thats all.

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"That salvia crap is for lame ass posers."

I Just needed a Drink that all people really just a few shots in me and am a OK.

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"You know momma can die if momma don't get her boozing in."

I mixed a little cack in with the salvia thats all.

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"Why do you think am so thin."

Bruce Willis sold it to me.

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"Just beacuse your not geting all up in this sweet vajj anymore doesn't mean you have to poison me yah dick!"

What ever i do what i want.

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"Beacuse am Demi F*CKiNG Moore thats why!"

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