"Really i just need a good old fashioned cleveland steamer from a good looking young man."
"Dang kid wouldn't know a good drug if it bit her in the nose."
"That salvia crap is for lame ass posers."
"You know momma can die if momma don't get her boozing in."
"Why do you think am so thin."
"Just beacuse your not geting all up in this sweet vajj anymore doesn't mean you have to poison me yah dick!"
"Beacuse am Demi F*CKiNG Moore thats why!"