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Hi, we are Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney & Newt Gingrich - three truly conservative dudes for America. No really. Shit, we're so conservative, we make Ronald Reagan look like a gay hipster commie.
Published March 23, 2012 450 views More Info »
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Published March 23, 2012

I am so conservative, I heat my house with Korans

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I am so conservative, I unhybridized my wife's Prius

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I am so conservative, some of my best friends own churches

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I am so conservative, shit, I don't let my wife even vote for myself

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I am so conservative, I will deport Native Americans to where the hell they came from

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I am so conservative, I’m still browsing with Netscape 1.0

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I am so conservative, I believe that the metric system is the antichrist

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I am so conservative, I don't let black people use my bathroom

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I am so conservative, I believe Henry Ford should have stopped after Model T

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I am so conservative, Jeremy Lin might as well be black

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I am so conservative, I will bring back black and white television

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