1. Wait til you see the buffalo on the other side
2. Alf is back! In sign form.
3. Tina Turner's Son??? Call. That. Number.
4. Klaus: Don't Mess
5. Get it?
6. Still Missing: Buttocks-less Pants
7. Classic homosexual dog
8. The sad truth is we'll never know if he's been found
9. Also Missing: Toner Cartridge
10. What hoodlums would steal these?
11. Deadly Combination