Hockey games are tricky for Jack, just because the size of the rink means Jack's courtside seat is technically IN the penalty box.
Jack loves when the circus comes to Staples! It's just like a cheesy basketball halftime show but hours longer!
Despite the fact that music history is being made in front of him, Jack's courtside seat leaves him vulnerable to a lot of fan selfie requests.
Obviously, Jack is at home at any event where he can shoot the shit with Magic Johnson front and center.
Jack paid for that seat, dammit, and he's going to use it. Even if no one wants to come with him.
Oh, you better believe Jack has strong words about the formation of those pallbearers!