BiG Old JAKE The Snake

it looks like am pondering if i need to take a sh*t or go beat off. (turns out i did them both at the time right then and there.)

G.G Allen was one of my hero. so after a night of all night drinkin this happend.  "Way G.G Because he was all f*cked up and don't give 2 sh*ts about sh*t unless its going in his mouth from a hooker, That was G.G Allen ."  His real name was Jeues Chirst Allen. no B.S  

An still not geting laid at all and still with no fan bass.

its my party and i'll cry if i want to.  "An i do every day when singing song  sad songs in the shower." Becaue i just a lonly boy and i ant got no home.  

Yeah am not ripped or anything ;-)

Don't eat the brown ACiD!

Am going to go get drunk now!

Good thing the only hair i have left is on my ass nowadays.

Am telling you Soy give you bitch tits.

O cat whiperer i think i love so what am so afaird of?

Wiskey Power!

They drew first blood!

I save your little wagon there pilgrim.  

am coming for you my pretty!

Me drinks like an irish man an me  f*ckz like 1 2.

Hick em up! its beer 30.

O! Julie! Julie! Julie! this one is for you my love.

Hold me up damn it am losing my mind over here! (i need to go back to rehab yes yes yes)

Coming strate out of Colliers mo nuckerz! RiP D Bow. (His the one flicking off the cam.)  

DA Bullfrog Lovez you all more than any words could ever say.  

Did you see the size of that Chicken!?

Ladies ;-)