9 Pics of Kids Crying Because Santa's a Creepy Motherf--ker

Oh, so you put your child on the lap of a strange man in the mall and they weren't pleased with your decision? Weird.
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1. Crying Because He's Sitting on a Murderer's Lap
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2. Crying Because Nobody Hears Her Screams
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3. Crying Because That's Certainly Not a Mall
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4. Crying Because Santa's Wayyy Too Excited for this Pose
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5. Crying Because His Parents OH DEAR GOD
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6. Crying Because Freedom Tastes Good
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7. Crying on the Inside
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8. Crying b/c The 'North Pole' Was Really an Awkward Euphemism
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9. Crying Because Her Dad May Have Just Died...Because of Santa
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