slaterhater

This is my fake resume(obviously), I hope you enjoy, maybe one day you'll be my boss! Slaterhater Objective: To get a job (what the fuck kind of question is that)? Education: Why the hell would I be trying to get a job under a crap company Like you if I... more »

This is my fake resume(obviously), I hope you enjoy, maybe one day you'll be my boss!

Slaterhater
Objective: To get a job (what the fuck kind of question is that)?

Education: Why the hell would I be trying to get a job under a crap company
Like you if I had went to college? ---DUMB ASS.

Awards: Most artistic kid in kindergarten and I won a c.d. from 103.7 f.m.---I was the tenth caller. Pretty sweet!

Career experience: Munchies pizza delivery on October 23-27 2002.

Volunteer work: I voluntarily farted in my next door neighbor’s mail box

Extracurricular
activities: I sleep for more than 8 hours a day.

Interests: I’m interested in making money…IDIOTS.

Languages: English..what the hell, do you think I took the time to hire a translator to write out this paper for me in order to get this shitty JOB.

Hobbies: What the fuck does that have to do with this?

reference: My uncle Cameron…he does a little bit of everything,so he a pretty good reference point. « less