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I'm pretty much okay with laying around watching TV for the rest of my life.
Also, I don't think I'll call my Mom this week. I just don't fucking feel like it.
Hometown: Wilmington, DE
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by skinnymatt, Saturday September 26, 2009
I just stopped in at my local WaWa (regional convenience store) to get some milk for my Oreos.
I wasn't in a bad mood, nor did I feel especially irritable.
That's when I met him.
The douchebag who talks on his phone in the store.
Talking on the phone in a store is bad enough, but I also happened to end up behind fuck-stick in line, where he decided to talk on the phone during the entire transaction with the cashier.
How badly I wanted to run him over with my car.
I hate that fucker.
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