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was once told by an Asian back waxing lady that he is "sexy enough"
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Let me be more specific. There's nothing sexy about a sweaty person with severe mood swings and belly fat who's ALSO 49 HELLISH YEARS OLD. At least your flesh still pops back when your girlfriend pokes it. Mine just looks "surprised."

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I have a feeling they were spent on King Cobra 40s and RU-486, but I will see what I can do.

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Yeah, Otto is really your only option. Private Pilot would be kind of awkward.

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When you propose to your GF will you ask her to become your co-Pilot?

Glad you're back, S.P.

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So glad you're back, Fatty! I composed a haiku to capture my joy.

Sweet blogging magic
Comes from a hairy-backed man.
Who, you ask? Pilot!

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You got a great rack, Chadder

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Happy Fucking Thanksgiving

There's nothing sexy about a sweaty person with belly fat and severe mood swings?? That's how I got a girlfriend...

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It's even grosser when you take into consideration how hairy it is, too...

and FYI -- I'm gonna try to watch Eagle v Shark this weekend.

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DICK HEAD

I was really pissed when the Seth Rogan-scripted Superbad came out. Not because it’s a bad movie -- it was actually a really funny movie, and I remember it being a high point in an otherwise Summer of shitty movies that let me down.

No, I’m pissed because, in the movie, Jonah Hill’s character reveals that he has compulsion for drawing dicks.

And that pisses me off because I like drawing dicks, too. In fact, I’ve been drawing dicks since I was in high school. And I even created my own dick...

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