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“ Bronze Age Elephant Dildo. ” Great name for a band.
Damnit! I’d written“ Goodbye, Kitty. ” before I’d read all the way down to yours. And I thought I was so cool. “ Great Minds ... . ” ... more »
Damnit! I’d written“ Goodbye, Kitty. ” before I’d read all the way down to yours. And I thought I was so cool. “ Great Minds ... . ” Good Luck! tDm.©.
Damnit - I wanted "Goodbye Kitty"!!! So perfect for this - I hope you win!! Great minds! :-)
"swagger"...
I don't care what you call me just call me.
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Darth-ies irae
Which one of you fuckers called me, Captain Kirk???
Hold up you guys! Sorry I'm late... Oh Shit... Today's SUNDAY?!?!
Yogi teaches BooBoo to overcome his unnatural fear of horses...
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