John M Parlett John M Parlett

John M Parlett

Above ground

Personality of questionable character. Principal actor in indie feature films. Artist, writer, Sultan of Surrey, Wizard of Whalley, dirty old man, dirtbag extraordinaire, sleezy mofo. Two dogs, four children, fourteen grandchildren, two cats. Lots of long flowing brown hair and blue eyes slightly taller then a midget. Known to police as head of the Surrey Mafia. Member of The Knights Bumblers a secret society of twits. Member of the Anti-Illuminati a society of people who are continually kept in the dark