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I think I am orally fixated!!!
Thanks for the reinforcement, Doctor.
Thanks! Mom will be so happy to hear the good news....oops...
I'm afraid to say anything to you...as you will inevitably pinpoint my shortcomings, leaving me a sobbing and quivering mess.
HEY ZIGGY GLAD IT MADE YOU CHUCKLE
Would you like to make an appointment my dear, perhaps I could assist you
I don't remember his name but his face rings a bell.A tad bit Pavlovian, but very clever nonetheless
It's what dreams are made of
Say what you will my good friend, by all accounts you are an honorable... more »
Say what you will my good friend, by all accounts you are an honorable gentleman, I feel no need to publicly air your inner laundry
While Paternal Sodomy is no joking matter, you’ve managed to make light of... more »
While Paternal Sodomy is no joking matter, you’ve managed to make light of it in a most delightful way, Bravo my good man.
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