Shack Talk
would like to apologize to Radio Shack for the unintended copyright infringement
(Shack_Talk)
Shack Talk's Blog
Hey Shacksters, some sad news today. We've been repossessed by the bank. We put ourselves up as collateral for a $40 loan last week because there was a sale on canned chili and we had a brilliant plan to sell chili outside a bar at 2am. We're not great planners, so we spent all the money on chili and none on bowls or spoons, so long story short there were some unhappy customers with burned, messy hands and we somehow made -$92.
We're now legally obligated to call the show "ShackBank of AmeriTalk" or else we'll be fined.
Please keep your financial support and comments coming while we work to get our show back so we can call it Shack Talk once again. That last sentence might have just cost us $250.
We're now legally obligated to call the show "ShackBank of AmeriTalk" or else we'll be fined.
Please keep your financial support and comments coming while we work to get our show back so we can call it Shack Talk once again. That last sentence might have just cost us $250.
1. "Borrow" a video camera (with tape) from someone you don't need to maintain a good relationship with.
2. Locate a vacant shack whose owner tends to spend very little time in town prosecuting trespassers.
3. Tape an episode of your show, making sure that no one in your crew or audience was followed by law enforcement officers or coyotes.
4. Go to (or simply wake up in) your local junkyard, and obtain a crow-bar from the trunk of a junked car.
5. Under cover of night, pry open the door of a home or business which you believe to have an internet connection. (Make sure to observe all applicable laws in your area!)
6. Quietly upload your web show to a free video hosting website.
7. When upload is complete, leave quickly, resisting week after week the unbearable temptation to stop and write a blog post, because you don't know when someone might... oh God, I think I hear somethi
2. Locate a vacant shack whose owner tends to spend very little time in town prosecuting trespassers.
3. Tape an episode of your show, making sure that no one in your crew or audience was followed by law enforcement officers or coyotes.
4. Go to (or simply wake up in) your local junkyard, and obtain a crow-bar from the trunk of a junked car.
5. Under cover of night, pry open the door of a home or business which you believe to have an internet connection. (Make sure to observe all applicable laws in your area!)
6. Quietly upload your web show to a free video hosting website.
7. When upload is complete, leave quickly, resisting week after week the unbearable temptation to stop and write a blog post, because you don't know when someone might... oh God, I think I hear somethi
Hey Shack-fans (and Shack-haters who watch a lot anyway)! We don't have a lot of time to write this--the security guard at the Apple Store has literally picked up our scent and clearly knows we're not here to buy.
We just wanted to let you know that Shack Talk will not be stopped by some chains and a padlock! You hear that, person who put chains and a padlock on our shack??! We've got lots of great ideas for future episodes, and as soon as we can get back inside, we'll try to find the notebook where we wrote those ideas down.
Meanwhile, requests have poured in from major celebrities who know that Shack Talk is an unrivaled PR goldmine, having launched the triumphant career comebacks of people like Ray Liotta, Anna Faris, and Seth Rogen. The numbers don't lie. (Except the ones about the trespassing fine. $200?? That can't be right. If we had that kind of money, we'd be living in a car by now.)
Anyway, thanks for all the comments and canned goods. Stay tuned!
Love,
Liz&Jason
We just wanted to let you know that Shack Talk will not be stopped by some chains and a padlock! You hear that, person who put chains and a padlock on our shack??! We've got lots of great ideas for future episodes, and as soon as we can get back inside, we'll try to find the notebook where we wrote those ideas down.
Meanwhile, requests have poured in from major celebrities who know that Shack Talk is an unrivaled PR goldmine, having launched the triumphant career comebacks of people like Ray Liotta, Anna Faris, and Seth Rogen. The numbers don't lie. (Except the ones about the trespassing fine. $200?? That can't be right. If we had that kind of money, we'd be living in a car by now.)
Anyway, thanks for all the comments and canned goods. Stay tuned!
Love,
Liz&Jason
It's working!! Celebrities are actually allowing Liz Feldman to interview them on "Shack Talk" without needing to be kidnapped first! This is working so much better than we planned. We'll have to find something creative to do with all this rope.
If you enjoyed episode 1 with guest Ray Liotta, come back next week for an interview with Anna Farris. Liz and Anna will discuss having boobs, kissing babes, and being blonde. Also, Liz will show you a handy way to avoid expensive medical bills by doing your own surgery**.
See you in the Shack!
**Legal note: Liz Feldman is not a doctor and is in no way qualified to give medical advice. Those foolish enough to follow her advice should seek professional guidance in every area of their life, except for legal assistance in suing "Shack Talk." Also, suing "Shack Talk" would only get you 18 cents at the most.
If you enjoyed episode 1 with guest Ray Liotta, come back next week for an interview with Anna Farris. Liz and Anna will discuss having boobs, kissing babes, and being blonde. Also, Liz will show you a handy way to avoid expensive medical bills by doing your own surgery**.
See you in the Shack!
**Legal note: Liz Feldman is not a doctor and is in no way qualified to give medical advice. Those foolish enough to follow her advice should seek professional guidance in every area of their life, except for legal assistance in suing "Shack Talk." Also, suing "Shack Talk" would only get you 18 cents at the most.
When they told us "Shack Talk" couldn't be done, we refused to listen. When they told us they were gonna call the cops, we pretended not to hear. When they pointed their shotguns and told us to get off their property, we ran away and hid in some bushes, crying like children until dark. Days later, we came back, being really quiet this time, and we made history.
Sure, we could have done the show in a "real" television studio with fancy "equipment" and an audience of people who "wanted" to be there. But also, no we couldn't. That's not realistic.
Sure, we could have done the show in a "real" television studio with fancy "equipment" and an audience of people who "wanted" to be there. But also, no we couldn't. That's not realistic.
