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Can't I just vote for me?

by sexydynamite, Monday July 14, 2008

3 comments

You voted die and now I'm going to sneak into your house and kill your family. Excuse me.... Uff, what a night! My dog just took the oppurtunity to tell me that people who think their dogs are talking to them are "crazy"? Can't she see I'm all wound up right now? She's such a b-i-t-c-hushyo'mouth Oh Crap, I know what happened... I accidentally stuffed her little hot dog bits with my Lithium instead of her Penicilin. It all makes sense now. I haven't had allergies all season but I... full post

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