What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Drunk History vol. 3 - F... (06:13)
Fuckin’...Jen Kirkman, layin’ it down. Awesome.
(posted about 12 days ago)
Porn stars are just like us!
Wait, where can I find that protein for the hair?
(posted about 19 days ago)
F*ck, Marry, or Kill: GENE HACKMAN EDITION
Finger bang Gene Hackman in The Bird Cage
(posted about 23 days ago)
Hello, my name is Star Jones
(posted about 23 days ago)
10. Best art work created while high on meth
(posted about 24 days ago)
The John Wayne Gacey Impersonator business is not going well.
(posted about 1 months ago)
John Wayne Gacey Impersonator For Hire
(posted about 1 months ago)
I wanna murder a puppy.
That dog is ridiculously cute. Also, Ellekaye DE-STROYED the toilet here at work the other day with what looked like a Curtis-sized turd. Just sayin’.
(posted about 1 months ago)
DILDO SWEEP
I know you think I’m kidding but I’m not. Jackie is fucked. Just, at her core a bad person. Like, The Omen bad. Plus, her dick is bigger than mine.
(posted about 1 months ago)
NYC GRAFFITI: BEST OF
I mean it guys, Jackie is a disgusting person. She jacked off in my socks…my nice dress socks that I wear to church.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Colon Cleanse
What Jackie doesn’t say here is that the rest of her diet consists of Boon’s Farm and cigarette pudding. Her shits smell like burning tires and rotten meat.
(posted about 1 months ago)
I ordered a Zima, not a Zebra! Geez Loise!
(posted about 1 months ago)
The Strangers 2: The Ham... (02:38)
Me likey some Matt Braunger. This is great!
(posted about 1 months ago)
Hollywood Tales w/ Richa... (01:42)
Do you get it young actors? University of Phoenix. Go there. (by the way I teach an online Misner class that can also count as an American Studies credit.)
(posted about 1 months ago)
Ali Lohan: MILF
I can’t say this enough; Jackie Clarke is a horrible, horrible person.
(posted about 1 months ago)
“Excuse me, does my dick look like a human face?”
(posted about 1 months ago)
Now THAT’S what I call a BURGER!!!!
(posted about 1 months ago)
Now THAT’S what I call a burger!!!!!
(posted about 1 months ago)
Wayne Newton Mouth
Jackie Clarke is a horrible person. You know how people joke about ‘top shelfing’ ? Well, she actually did it. Shit in the toilet tank at my land lords wake. Not cool.
(posted about 1 months ago)
Dear Glenn Michaels
I think Glenn killed his mother. I saw him buying giant garbage bags and duct tape at Home Depot.
(posted about 12 days ago)