seltzernator

Hello. I'm seltzernator.

Male , 30 years old

Last Login: about 1 month ago

Joined: about 1 year ago

About:

My idea of a romantic evening is a nice candlelit t.v. dinner, preferably one from the "Nighthawk" brand, a bottle of the finest Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, and watching re-runs of Cops. Horny yet ladies???

Hometown: Corsicana

Current City: Dallas

Country: United States of America

URL: funnyordie.com/seltzernator

What seltzernator has said (3)

My comments and posts:

A caption on...

With the news of this tragic event, the fast food giant unveiled their new jingle, "Da da, daa daa daaaa, I'm burnin' it!".

(posted about 1 month ago)

A caption on...

The "Physical Chanllenge" in Japan's adaptation of the Nickelodeon classic, "Double-Dare"!

(posted about 3 months ago)

Commented on...

Bumblebee beats Optimus Prime

Not only was that animation sick, but I think I pissed my pants too…

(posted about 7 months ago)

seltzernator

Hello. I'm seltzernator.

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Bumblebee beats Optimus Prime

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