Self-Made Monkeys

Sometimes they delay the film’s release so he can finish the poster. Now that’s power. I’m going back to school to major in umm…. poster design??

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Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew. A modern classic. Most people don’t know it’s a remake of a little-known Dean Martin song called Me So Want To Bang Whores.

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What’s shakin?

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Thanks for the comment, my peep. Jesus loves you!

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Thanks for the comment Tony. Good to see you on the interwebinet.

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Great job guys! 9 minutes never flew by so fast on my laptop (with the exception of good porn, of course. And who are we kidding – bad porn too.)

(posted about 4 months ago)

That shit just makes me wanna dance – and makes me feel so very safe and secure about flying.

(posted about 6 months ago)

Thanks for the comment! And you’re so right, Republican men are seriously horny bastards. Check out our Larry Craig video for further proof.

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Thanks for the comment on our Easter Jesus video. You just got bumped up to the VIP section in heaven, my friend.

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Funny stuff! But then again, when you combine adoption, race, incest and Cleveland Steamers – you can’t go wrong.

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My Jesus is better than your Jesus

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You’re in pretty awesome shape for being so lazy. Nice vid!

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You just got me high with a video.

(posted about 8 months ago)

Alright, it was funny all the way through, but you really blew your funny load on “blacker than Wesley Snipes asshole at midnight!” You better copyright that now before we put it on a T-shirt and make millions without you!

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You funny.

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You keep that going for another minute or two, slap it on a CD and you’ve got the jam of the year!

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We just thought it was time someone really gave Tom Cruise the exposure he deserves.

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Thanks for the comment guys. Keep up your vids, want to see more. Oh, and we’re a little short on cash this month, is it cool if we just crash on your mattress too?

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Thanks! Keep coming back, we’re planning some more funny stuff. Have a happy (and clean) holiday season!

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Sadly, they won’t reproduce, because Lysol is sterile.

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