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(3:03) Always wanted to talk to a Real Chick? Now's your chance! Screw those attractive young teens you can call who know nothing about themselves or how to be blunt and honest. These chick... more >

(3:03) Always wanted to talk to a Real Chick? Now's your chance! Screw those attractive young teens you can call who know nothing about themselves or how to be blunt and honest. These chicks give it to you straight. More comedy at: WWW.ETHANNEWBERRY.COM < less

(2:44) BLASTING FARTS I'm on the elevator my guts in horrible pain I'm trying to hold them in but it was all in vain gas starts to pass before you know it I'm farting but I was embarrassed... more >

(2:44) BLASTING FARTS I'm on the elevator my guts in horrible pain I'm trying to hold them in but it was all in vain gas starts to pass before you know it I'm farting but I was embarrassed so I decided to blame you whoever smelt it dealt it I said while pointing at you and everyone is sniffing it Thinking you're disgusting And they don't care what you say whoever denied supplied it and i'm still pointing your way and they don't know the truth my farts are silent but deadly they haven't figured out it's me I spread my butt cheeks and I keep farting keep, keep farting farts I keep farting I keep, keep farting farts keep farting keep, keep farting farts yes, I cut the cheese Im pretending it's not me but now my farts are so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears like a thunderous sound yet I know that my goal is to keep me from farting but nothing's greater than the rush of air that comes from my ass you try to Lysol my Ass you Lysol all over the place and everyone around me hopes the elevator door will open, hoping it's their floor But I don't care what they say I can't Hold my farts in You try to wave the smell away and try not to Breath in My gut is Crippled by the Pain I can't hold my Farts anymore I let one Rip and I keep farting keep, keep farting farts I keep farting I keep, keep farting farts keep farting keep, keep farting farts I blew one out my ass And it really stinks like Hell Oh they find it hard to believe I keep dropping these Butt Bombs What the Hell did I eat But I don't care what they say I don't care what they do They try to get away but they all know the truth There's no escaping my Farts That I keep on farting Just Light a Match because I Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts Keep farting Keep, keep farting farts I farted to hard and I shit keep shitting farting, sharting, shitting shit keep shitting I keep, keep shitting shit keep shitting keep, keep shitting shit My pants are ruined but I keep shitting keep, keep shitting all over you. (more) < less

(0:29) “What you choose today….affects who you are tomorrow” Is what the text says… The ad starts with a teen smoking weed, then gradually the more he smokes he turns into a giant bud- then... more >

(0:29) “What you choose today….affects who you are tomorrow” Is what the text says… The ad starts with a teen smoking weed, then gradually the more he smokes he turns into a giant bud- then breaks out of it as a balding, loser-ish old man. What a bunch of shit. This is a tax payers funded lie about the most powerful plant on the planet, Hemp. You could easily do this same ad about ANY DRUG- and the results would probably be worse. There is nothing wrong with smoking weed…and I’m fed up with the government trying to make me feel bad about something I know to not be bad. Office of National Drug Control Policy- YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LIARS!!! www.cannabischorus.com www.generationrevolution.com www.drugwarsoldiers.com < less

(5:52) THE ONLY REAL REALITY SHOW... JUST WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN... WE CAN'T DECIDE OVER WHICH PIZZA WE WANT AND A PIPE IS BROKEN... CRAZY SHIT IN APT. 2 A - Reviews don't l... more >

(5:52) THE ONLY REAL REALITY SHOW... JUST WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN... WE CAN'T DECIDE OVER WHICH PIZZA WE WANT AND A PIPE IS BROKEN... CRAZY SHIT IN APT. 2 A - Reviews don't lie... people love it.... "Best new comedic reality show since Real Sex 37..." Carlos Rivera Marchand "You take something out of nothing and make a beautiful disaster" Zoraida Lopez "...I want to meet your roommates, they're so cool." Tamara Latorre "...you suck, they suck, the world sucks..." Walter "...that was fuckin' AWESOME!!! Jajajajajaja You are heel-fckn-larious, man!" Ruben Cintron " I think I know Alex..." Finsternis < less

(2:06) There's nothing worse than elitist Hollywood celebrities shoving their opinions down the throats of the American public... Do your part and let them know you're out there. VOTE. To ... more >

(2:06) There's nothing worse than elitist Hollywood celebrities shoving their opinions down the throats of the American public... Do your part and let them know you're out there. VOTE. To understand the lampoon it is best if you have seen the original, here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk < less

(4:57) Nobody knows cold, snow and winter like our friends from the Great White North. In order to learn a few tricks of the trade, not to mention sever international relations, The Daily I... more >

(4:57) Nobody knows cold, snow and winter like our friends from the Great White North. In order to learn a few tricks of the trade, not to mention sever international relations, The Daily Idea sent Jason Falls to Canada to investigate. What happened was nothing short of hilarious … especially when he went ski-doo-ing. You’ll want to watch this one all the way through. < less

(2:22) I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you or me Said I "but Joe, you're ten years dead," "I never died," said he.... In many respects, these words are true: Joe Hill, laborer... more >

(2:22) I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you or me Said I "but Joe, you're ten years dead," "I never died," said he.... In many respects, these words are true: Joe Hill, laborer, union organizer and songwriter, never died. Nevertheless, it was not ten, but rather 90 years ago today that a Utah firing squad ended Hill's mortal journey and set his spirit free. He had been convicted of the murder of a grocer who'd been killed the same night that Hill was shot by a man who thought Hill had insulted his wife. Without a motive, weapon, positive eyewitnesses, or evidence tying Hill to the scene of the murder, he was convicted of the crime and sentenced to death. Despite appeals from President Woodrow Wilson, AFL President Samuel Gompers, and the Swedish minister to the United States, the Utah Supreme Court refused to overturn the sentence. Observing his last wish that he not be left in Utah, his body was taken to Chicago where, after a large funeral it was cremated. His ashes were then placed in envelopes and sent to every state in the Union (except for Utah) as well as countries around the world where they were scattered. Just as his ashes encompassed the world, the song about him (thanks in large part to Joan Baez) has spread and inspired millions over the years, in concert halls, at festivals, marches, rallies, and most recently at demonstrations in Crawford and Washington DC. Given his instructions against mourning, I don't know that he'd want any kind of commemoration at this time, so here is a poem that he wrote on the night before his execution. Rather than in dedication to his life, it is offered more in testament to the many -- a list that now includes Casey Sheehan -- whose deaths, while senseless and unnecessary, serve to remind us that the the forces of repression can only extinguish life, but not the spirit's ability to motivate and inspire. Joe Hill's Last Will My will is easy to decide, For there is nothing to divide. My kind don't need to fuss and moan -- "Moss does not cling to a rolling stone." My body? Ah, If I could choose, I would to ashes it reduce, And let the merry breezes blow My dust to where some flowers grow. Perhaps some fading flower then Would come to life and bloom again. This is my last and final will. < less

(2:56) Dave knows nothing about boxing. But what does Roy Jones know about Joe Calzaghe? Find out -- Dave Hill: Cornered. You can catch more of Joe Calzaghe and Roy Jones Jr. each Sunday ni... more >

(2:56) Dave knows nothing about boxing. But what does Roy Jones know about Joe Calzaghe? Find out -- Dave Hill: Cornered. You can catch more of Joe Calzaghe and Roy Jones Jr. each Sunday night until Nov. 8 on the HBO reality show 24/7 at 8:30 p.m.--only on HBO! < less