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(5:01) A Benjamin Franklin expert reveals his controversial theory about the discovery of electricity.Witness history told as it's never been told before...Drunk.Derek Waters Presents: Drun... more >

(5:01) A Benjamin Franklin expert reveals his controversial theory about the discovery of electricity. Witness history told as it's never been told before...Drunk. Derek Waters Presents: Drunk History vol. 2 - Featuring Jack Black < less

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less

(4:04) Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as t... more >

(4:04) Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as they mentioned the product. This is part 2. < less

(7:07) Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as t... more >

(7:07) Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as they mentioned the product. This is part 3. < less

(1:45) Everything was fine until Jeff told Mike the horrific news, that's when Mike tries to mimic the person he longs for. Why does every sketch we make end up with at least one person dyi... more >

(1:45) Everything was fine until Jeff told Mike the horrific news, that's when Mike tries to mimic the person he longs for. Why does every sketch we make end up with at least one person dying? OWEN WILSON! OWEN WILSON!!! < less

(7:25) Dane Reade was dragged somewhere that he was told was a "place for friends" to network and meet a bunch of new people who want to "add" you to their list of friends. Life at Tom's sp... more >

(7:25) Dane Reade was dragged somewhere that he was told was a "place for friends" to network and meet a bunch of new people who want to "add" you to their list of friends. Life at Tom's space had more in store for Dane...much more. Including Kyle Cease as the "featured comedian" < less

(2:16) Face it, fellas, the ladies don't like harry balls. I've been told I have the cleanest, smoothest balls, my girl has ever seen. Let me share my technique and I will rock your world

(2:16) Face it, fellas, the ladies don't like harry balls. I've been told I have the cleanest, smoothest balls, my girl has ever seen. Let me share my technique and I will rock your world < less

(4:49) Max Rosen and Dave Gilbert won $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos in 1996. Since then, their lives have spun out of control. Here is the real story, told by the men themselves.

(4:49) Max Rosen and Dave Gilbert won $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos in 1996. Since then, their lives have spun out of control. Here is the real story, told by the men themselves. < less

(2:31) This is the third date with a nice guy from temple that my mom fixed me up with. The first date we went to seafood restaurant and he told me he was very oral and in flooring. On the ... more >

(2:31) This is the third date with a nice guy from temple that my mom fixed me up with. The first date we went to seafood restaurant and he told me he was very oral and in flooring. On the second date, he took me to a Cheap Trick concert and went down on me. Not at the concert, but later. < less

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’... more >

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I know times are getting harder/ Nobody outside Cali likes me/ It’s a shame to be my daughter/ That’s understood/ Neighbors won’t say hello in the hood/ Not like they should…/ Hey there, Aisha/ I took too many medications/ If every simple song I wrote to you/ Would silence an allegation/ I'd write it all/ If I could grow back my shrunken balls/ I’d be in the Hall/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ I cheat like George Brett using tar/ Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars/ I walk to first ‘cuz I have no other way/ Baseball fans told me to go to hell/ and even though I hit this well/ Nobody takes my record seriously/ Aisha I can promise you/ That by the time we get through/ The world won’t even remember my name/ And I’m to blame/ Hey there Aisha/ I deeply regret roiding but/ It’s douchebaggery more than power/ When these pitchers are avoiding/ Throwing strikes/ Taking all these four-ball hikes / I’m somebody no one likes/ So my Aisha here's to you/ At least there’s you/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me < less

(1:36) camp for camps sake, just a joke told by a dummy. we laughed so hard making it - we're planning on making more and uploading other comic gems from the archives

(1:36) camp for camps sake, just a joke told by a dummy. we laughed so hard making it - we're planning on making more and uploading other comic gems from the archives < less