Thats What Friends Are For

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Boa... more >

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Board’s rigid authority. Noel a.k.a. “Corduroy Blazer” was a competitor in the highly controversial results of Battle Dance. Many believe he was robbed due to a bias audience and rumors of a rematch are widespread. Factors that may lead to this historic match up are venue, shared earnings including Pay-Per View, and levels of sobriety. In the mean time Noel continues to elevate his game by making his friends feel both awkward and amused as he licks the inner lining of women’s throats as they sit around a campfire. During this encounter we learned that he was a boy scout, likes glittery shoes, and tries to mind read by licking the brains of unsuspecting victims. As we wait on word for a possible Battle Dance rematch, sit back and see what they did to him. < less

(6:36) Sirs: My Name is Mitch Wexla and I'd like to share something.Today I received email from my friend Griffin Grunnings. G.G. lives in the vicinity of the Rose Bowl,and apparently has d... more >

(6:36) Sirs: My Name is Mitch Wexla and I'd like to share something.Today I received email from my friend Griffin Grunnings. G.G. lives in the vicinity of the Rose Bowl,and apparently has done very well for himself because his parents are cheap and he can afford to have his laundry done and delivered to him.(G.G. and I were close until 8th grade summer when his parents sent him on extended A.F.S program to Turkey. He says it's because he stole his grandfather's Breitling and pawned it to buy a large Pogs collection. But I know better than to believe him. Because I know how cheap his parents are and how hard they worked that Bosnian girl they hosted.)I haven't seen G.G. in person for quite a while, though with the 10+ forwards he fires off a day, he keeps himself very much in the mix. Lately, with what he claims has been a slow recovery from lead poisoning after he mistook a wax paper bag full of magnetic shavings for ice cream jimmies because he'd rubbed out his right contact, his output of mass emails has hit a new peak. G.G.'s forwards aren't always funny- he sends your fair share of midget-in-a-leg lock, "ten reasons to bring binoculars to the beach" sideshow montage, and the latest animal blooper viral vids. G.G. is ,though, very good about giving is head's up in a subject line when he's passing on anything that's come from the clammy keyboard of his Austrian programmer-cum-gym rat cousin Heindrick. (You'd think Herr Heiny would have more pressing endeavors over at the Vienna Bureau of Information than to penning a four page PDF pictorial on pirate's eye technique with accompanying video mash-ups to speak to his point.)Anyways. Earlier I got a forward from G.G. with the words "iFluffnFold" in the subject line. Obvious first thought was that Heiny had discovered the homepage of a porn actress who came from a gymnastics background. Had G.G. not added "Clean and Hilarious" next to it, it would have been trashed and I would have started my morning. As it turned out, iFluffnFold is the name of G.G.'s laundry delivery service,and they've apparently commissioned a commercial of sorts. Yawn you may. I did.But then it started and somehow I kept watching and as G.G. promised, I laughed. So, kudos to whoever this guy Jim is for making a laundry commercial worth writing home about.And feel better G.G. Your parents may think I'm a liar, but at least I've followed through on my promise here. Submitted by: Mitch Wexla, Pompano, Florida mitch.wexla@gmail.com < less

(6:00) Brian still lives at home with his parents, works at a video store as a regular employee, and he is 28 years old. He needs to do something that makes him feel like he means something... more >

(6:00) Brian still lives at home with his parents, works at a video store as a regular employee, and he is 28 years old. He needs to do something that makes him feel like he means something; that is is somebody-- so when decides to become a vampire, he expects his best friend since kindergarden to be overjoyed that he has finally found purpose and meaning in his life. And over dinner at their favorite chinese restaurant, Brian divulges his new dream. All Perry can think about is the movie they are about to go see. But Perry will soon discover that there is something more to the woman who approached Alan about being a vampire. He can't figure out what it is about her, nor can he stop staring at her mesmerizing tits. On thing is for certain, the two will most certainly 'Bleed.' < less

(0:44) Someone has got to fight back- the lie they are telling us now about pot in Amerika is that if you smoke it, your dog will not love you any more. What a load of BS! My dog likes me b... more >

(0:44) Someone has got to fight back- the lie they are telling us now about pot in Amerika is that if you smoke it, your dog will not love you any more. What a load of BS! My dog likes me better when I'm high- and I can prove it! Check out this AD featuring my dog talking to me as I go for a soda - entitled "Stoner = Dog's best friend." Please visit us at www.myspace.com/cannabischorus and our CD is available on ebay, itunes, and cdbaby. Thanks for watching! generationrevolution.com & drugwarsoldiers.com team. < less

(7:16) Beware the Salsa Verde of the Nuclear Tortilla! El Diablo Con Carne goes on a mission to try to find his Wife's kidnapper, only to find himself in trouble!

(7:16) Beware the Salsa Verde of the Nuclear Tortilla! El Diablo Con Carne goes on a mission to try to find his Wife's kidnapper, only to find himself in trouble! < less