Techno

(0:53) Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for ou... more >

(0:53) Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for our modern world, yet still ripe with tradition, using a poetic form that has entertained people through the ages. Fast and clever, with equal parts shock and delight -- all performed by one reckless uninhibited actor. They combine the bawdiness of adult humor, the delight of a childish cartoon, the mental acrobatics of wit, the rhythm and rhyme of song, the craftiness of film, and the entertaining antics of a chameleon performer who dresses up in silly costumes to portray many hysterical and often deliciously disturbing characters. Perfect for our fast-paced techno-wondrous lives, where you can carry Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks around with you on your iPod, like tasty brain-candy; or call them up on a computer with a swift click, like reaching into a bowl of treats on a side-table. Uncle Tommy loves to make you laugh!... and squirm!... and maybe even -- God forbid -- get aroused! -Uncle Tommy www.dirtyuncletommy.com < less

(2:21) If you want to attack an unstoppable, relentless force--and are unafraid of assuming the voice of a "legion" of people when you are clearly just another doofus with broadband--this w... more >

(2:21) If you want to attack an unstoppable, relentless force--and are unafraid of assuming the voice of a "legion" of people when you are clearly just another doofus with broadband--this whole "manifesto delivered by Speak N' Spell to spooky techno music" genre appears to be all the rage. We caved immediately to its creepy, earnest aesthetic. Election 08 on Youtube is a new collective of Los Angeles-based comics, writers, and musicians. Our credits include MTV, ABC, NBC, The Daily Show, The Second City, Reno 911, Current TV, and Showbiz Show With David Spade. Expect, and subscribe to, us. http://www.youtube.com/Election08 < less

(1:57) Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously ja... more >

(1:57) Barbie scored some dynamite X from her pal Lindsay Lohan. Barbie then wandered over to Ken's house where she discovered his vintage Minimoog synthesizer. Barbie began to furiously jam. The racket annoyed neighbors who alerted Ken via his spiffy new I-Phone. Ken immediately jumped into his James Dean replica Porsche Spider and raced home, slowing down only once, swerving to avoid hitting Britney Spears as she leaned out of her stalled car to projectile vomit on the median, wiping her mouth with a dirty diaper. When Ken arrived at his house he found Barbie overdriving the external input on his prize synth. Realising she was in trouble, Barbie employed a trick she learned from Lindsay, dropped to her knees and gave Ken "a little treat." Ken lovingly refers to it as "Barbie blowjazz." Everyone was a winner that night, except for Britney who contracted the non-spore forming rod-shaped bacteria Shigella from the soiled diaper. And to add insult to injury, the diaper didn't even belong to her child, it actually belonged to Johnny Grant, the honorary mayor of Hollywood, who had promised to get Britney a "sit-down" with the Weinstein brothers. Of course, that meant a "sit-down on their face." And the beat goes on. < less

(0:54) Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for ou... more >

(0:54) Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for our modern world, yet still ripe with tradition, using a poetic form that has entertained people through the ages. Fast and clever, with equal parts shock and delight -- all performed by one reckless uninhibited actor. They combine the bawdiness of adult humor, the delight of a childish cartoon, the mental acrobatics of wit, the rhythm and rhyme of song, the craftiness of film, and the entertaining antics of a chameleon performer who dresses up in silly costumes to portray many hysterical and often deliciously disturbing characters. Perfect for our fast-paced techno-wondrous lives, where you can carry Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks around with you on your iPod, like tasty brain-candy; or call them up on a computer with a swift click, like reaching into a bowl of treats on a side-table. Uncle Tommy loves to make you laugh!... and squirm!... and maybe even -- God forbid -- get aroused! -Uncle Tommy www.dirtyuncletommy.com < less