Taliban

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand?long beard man ruler of the taliban.damn gotta big bombdamn. I gotta big bomb.duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duhIt's strapped to my big d... more >

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand? long beard man ruler of the taliban. damn gotta big bomb damn. I gotta big bomb. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh It's strapped to my big dong I come from a cave a young virgin as my slave hell no, I don't shave! I keep it grimy, man. So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man. Who's the man hidin in the sand? long haired man, ruler of the taliban. Where I go nobody knows. Hidin in the sand with my hoes. Cave to cave, you cannot deny. I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis. Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch. We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch. Who's the man hidin in the sand? Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban. Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb. To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan... while I hide out and play in the sand. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. Yeah yeah. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. I keep the plan... hidden in my pants, man. Near the bomb strapped to my dong. Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand. One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan. I'm rich, deal with it, bitch! I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand. < less

(3:03) Birddog Country: Lonesome Roads - The heartbreaking story of a trucker who goes on the road, misses his wife and 3 retarded kids, bangs a lot lizard then continues on to his destinat... more >

(3:03) Birddog Country: Lonesome Roads - The heartbreaking story of a trucker who goes on the road, misses his wife and 3 retarded kids, bangs a lot lizard then continues on to his destination. Birddog Country's 'Lonesome Roads' is currently being aired across the United States on all the major country stations. While the duo has been offered a 3 record deal, Birddog Country has decided to remain independent. 'We don't need some stuffy, stuck up taliban executive trying to tell us what to do with our music. We're American, we rock and roll and dip down to the slow stuff when we think it'll get us laid." < less

(1:57) No, I'm not saying that terrorists are working for the NYPD or pointing a finger at anyone. I respect and support these individuals greatly but after a slew of parking tickets, one t... more >

(1:57) No, I'm not saying that terrorists are working for the NYPD or pointing a finger at anyone. I respect and support these individuals greatly but after a slew of parking tickets, one thing is common in all of them. So, why not bring these unreasonable ticket writers down a notch or two. < less

(3:49) A look at how the new Obama administration will instantly change things for the better. "President Obama's First Day" depicts the president elect taking the oath of office, dumping ... more >

(3:49) A look at how the new Obama administration will instantly change things for the better. "President Obama's First Day" depicts the president elect taking the oath of office, dumping billions of dollars out of an airplane, and shooting rays of sweet, sweet love at the Taliban < less