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Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace w... more >

Song on iTunes here: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious and offensive sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a damn good song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.om LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK] -------- contact: info@seedwell.com < less

Sirs: My Name is Mitch Wexla and I'd like to share something.Today I received email from my friend Griffin Grunnings. G.G. lives in the vicinity of the Rose Bowl,and apparently has done very well for himself because his parents are cheap and he can afford to have his laundry done and delivered to him.(G.G. and I were close until 8th grade summer when his parents sent him on extended A.F.S program to Turkey. He says it's because he stole his grandfather's Breitling and pawned it to buy a large Pogs collection. But I know better than to believe him. Because I know how cheap his parents are and how hard they worked that Bosnian girl they hosted.)I haven't seen G.G. in person for quit... more >

Sirs: My Name is Mitch Wexla and I'd like to share something.Today I received email from my friend Griffin Grunnings. G.G. lives in the vicinity of the Rose Bowl,and apparently has done very well for himself because his parents are cheap and he can afford to have his laundry done and delivered to him.(G.G. and I were close until 8th grade summer when his parents sent him on extended A.F.S program to Turkey. He says it's because he stole his grandfather's Breitling and pawned it to buy a large Pogs collection. But I know better than to believe him. Because I know how cheap his parents are and how hard they worked that Bosnian girl they hosted.)I haven't seen G.G. in person for quite a while, though with the 10+ forwards he fires off a day, he keeps himself very much in the mix. Lately, with what he claims has been a slow recovery from lead poisoning after he mistook a wax paper bag full of magnetic shavings for ice cream jimmies because he'd rubbed out his right contact, his output of mass emails has hit a new peak. G.G.'s forwards aren't always funny- he sends your fair share of midget-in-a-leg lock, "ten reasons to bring binoculars to the beach" sideshow montage, and the latest animal blooper viral vids. G.G. is ,though, very good about giving is head's up in a subject line when he's passing on anything that's come from the clammy keyboard of his Austrian programmer-cum-gym rat cousin Heindrick. (You'd think Herr Heiny would have more pressing endeavors over at the Vienna Bureau of Information than to penning a four page PDF pictorial on pirate's eye technique with accompanying video mash-ups to speak to his point.)Anyways. Earlier I got a forward from G.G. with the words "iFluffnFold" in the subject line. Obvious first thought was that Heiny had discovered the homepage of a porn actress who came from a gymnastics background. Had G.G. not added "Clean and Hilarious" next to it, it would have been trashed and I would have started my morning. As it turned out, iFluffnFold is the name of G.G.'s laundry delivery service,and they've apparently commissioned a commercial of sorts. Yawn you may. I did.But then it started and somehow I kept watching and as G.G. promised, I laughed. So, kudos to whoever this guy Jim is for making a laundry commercial worth writing home about.And feel better G.G. Your parents may think I'm a liar, but at least I've followed through on my promise here. Submitted by: Mitch Wexla, Pompano, Florida mitch.wexla@gmail.com < less