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In this pilot episode, Stephanie contacts Sean Chambers, an ex-boyfriend from high school. She wants to find out why he broke up with her when they had a virginity pact. All scenes are improvised. "The Retributioners" is a new, comedic webseries in the tradition of "Curb Your Enthusiasm," but presented from the perspective of a witty, vindictive woman. All the dialogue is improvised. Filmed on location in New York City, our main character, Stephanie Scott, is a happily married, accomplished woman, who feels that she has not yet proven herself to the world. She decides to contact past boyfriends, former friends, teachers, skinny people, etc., to seek retribution. Each episode w... more >

In this pilot episode, Stephanie contacts Sean Chambers, an ex-boyfriend from high school. She wants to find out why he broke up with her when they had a virginity pact. All scenes are improvised. "The Retributioners" is a new, comedic webseries in the tradition of "Curb Your Enthusiasm," but presented from the perspective of a witty, vindictive woman. All the dialogue is improvised. Filmed on location in New York City, our main character, Stephanie Scott, is a happily married, accomplished woman, who feels that she has not yet proven herself to the world. She decides to contact past boyfriends, former friends, teachers, skinny people, etc., to seek retribution. Each episode will guest star a hilarious actor playing the part of an acquaintance who has hurt Stephanie. The result: a really funny, witty, sarcastic, smart confrontation with many possible surprises and endings. < less

Olly tackles a weighty issue indeed... For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight: Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight. And I've got a news flash for you: Mika's not into girls, He's into me and you! With 'restaurants' like Macdonalds and KFC Obesity's a problem in today's society So before you build a belly like Beth Ditto Remember your chances of cancer, heart disease and diabetes will grow. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are starting to get rare Junk food and sedentary life-styles Means fat bottomed people are everywhere. Skinny girls don't have to work hard to get blokes So they often get complacent and are crap at tell... more >

Olly tackles a weighty issue indeed... For the sake of mankind I'd like to set the record straight: Mika's full of shit for telling girls to put on weight. And I've got a news flash for you: Mika's not into girls, He's into me and you! With 'restaurants' like Macdonalds and KFC Obesity's a problem in today's society So before you build a belly like Beth Ditto Remember your chances of cancer, heart disease and diabetes will grow. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are starting to get rare Junk food and sedentary life-styles Means fat bottomed people are everywhere. Skinny girls don't have to work hard to get blokes So they often get complacent and are crap at telling jokes. What's more, a perfect body will go to her head And she'll be less likely to go down in bed. You can blame it on posh spice for being far too thin Because not all girls can look like that and most just give in. But if we're passing the buck we really should Blame men because we'd all fuck her if we could. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are spoilt and don't like sex Fat bottomed girls are always more grateful And often have less of a complex. Curves can make a lady much better in the sack But folds just advertise an imminent heart attack People come in all shapes and sizes I can see But lets not pretend we're all created equally. I am a baldy, you may be fat. Darwin is a fucker and that is that. But there are a lot of skinny girls in the media While the rest of the country is just getting greedier. It's a game they play with size-zero freeks That stifles our aspirations and keeps us weak. Big girls are not as beautiful But skinny girls are grumpy and need food And if there was a new ice age The skinny folk would freeze and fat would be good.... A response to Big Girls You Are Beautiful By Mika < less