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Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 7, 2008 (02:52)

Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, isn’t that spelled wrong? Nope, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they’re important, just ask them. You’ll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do.
Added about 1 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 928 | Comments: 2

Uncle Jay Explains the News - January 28, 2008 (02:58)

A monstrous week! From Cloverfield to monster primary campaigns, not to mention the monstrous problem with the economy. The scariest thing isn't that the economy's sick … it's that the government's playing doctor! Uncle Jay explains the government's plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.
Added about 7 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 1,011 | Comments: 5

Uncle Jay Explains the News - April 7, 2008 (02:53)

Our economy has entered a, um, well …do we have to go there? Hey, we're ALREADY there, so Uncle Jay might as well explain it. Get out your calculator! Use it to figure out what you might get for it at the pawn shop, especially if Mom or Dad is in banking.
Added about 5 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 836 | Comments: 4

Re: Where's The Rent (02:00)

Little Kid Beating Up Her Uncle
Added about 1 years ago
From tomklyn
Views: 6,275 | Comments: 1

The Cheerleader Limerick (00:53)

Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for our modern world, yet still ripe with tradition, using a poetic form that has entertained people through the ages. Fast and clever, with equal parts shock and delight -- all performed by one reckless uninhibited actor. They combine the bawdiness of adult humor, the delight of a childish cartoon, the mental acrobatics of wit, the rhythm and rhyme of song, the craftiness of film, and the entertaining antics of a chameleon performer who dresses up in silly costumes to portray many hysterical and often deliciously disturbing characters. Perfect for our fast-paced techno-wondrous lives, where you can carry Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks around with you on your iPod, like tasty brain-candy; or call them up on a computer with a swift click, like reaching into a bowl of treats on a side-table. Uncle Tommy loves to make you laugh!... and squirm!... and maybe even -- God forbid -- get aroused! -Uncle Tommy www.dirtyuncletommy.com
Added about 1 years ago
From dirtyuncletommy
Views: 1,093 | Comments: 0

Uncle Jay Explains the News - March 24, 2008 (03:12)

The top story was Obama's big speech about race. No, it was the Big Dance. No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout. Or Easter. Tibet. Iraq. The news is harder to follow than J-Lo's babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper.
Added about 5 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 807 | Comments: 6

Uncle Jay Explains the News - March 17, 2008 (03:10)

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere! Or not. There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound! Uncle Jay explains it all.
Added about 5 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 1,059 | Comments: 3

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 30, 2007 (02:58)

Is it true that Alberto Gonzales ran dogfights on steroids with Lindsay Lohan, who was flying drunk in the Space Shuttle watching the Pat Tillman investigators debate on YouTube? The news is SOO hard to follow anymore, but Uncle Jay explains it all!
Added about 1 years ago
From unclejay
Views: 427 | Comments: 0

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 23, 2007 (03:11)

The world finally learns whether Harry Potter ... and President Bush's colonoscopy ... have any tragedies in the end! Plus, Dick Cheney's Presidential legacy, Michael Vick in the doghouse (and we don't mean Cleveland), and more ... Uncle Jay explains it all, and neglects Ron Paul yet again!
Added about 1 years ago
From unclejay
Views: 619 | Comments: 1

Uncle Jay Explains the News - April 28, 2008 (03:08)

Deal or Raw Deal? The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE's Monday Night Raw. Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Added about 4 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 618 | Comments: 3

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 16, 2007 (03:05)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Ritalin! Harriet Miers and the disorder of the Congress! Senator Vitter goes "around the world" on a fact-finding missionary position! Transformers return just in time for the Spice Girls reunion! Somehow, Uncle Jay explains it all
Added about 1 years ago
From unclejay
Views: 370 | Comments: 1

Bob's Your Uncle (11:21)

Two roommates go head to head, mano a mano, tete a tete and toe to toe for ultimate domination over their boob tube in this enchanting love story from the creators of other things that aren't lame.
Added about 6 months ago
From hoorock
Views: 311 | Comments: 2

Uncle Jay Explains the News - August 11, 2008 (03:07)

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Teensy-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don't have to think about that brutal oppressive regime! Uncle Jay explains it all, and more.
Added about 11 days ago
From unclejay
Views: 598 | Comments: 6

Super Hero cape Debate (00:39)

Uncle Sam and The American Ranger have a debate about capes!
Added about 1 months ago
From Britethorn
Views: 34 | Comments: 0

Uncle Jay Explains the News - June 9, 2008 (03:11)

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.
Added about 2 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 463 | Comments: 3

Uncle Jay Explains the News - April 14, 2008 (03:10)

Tax time! In America there are no exceptions, so let's hope Pope Benedict is keeping all his receipts. Stories in the news have been sort of like taxes, too, because they just won't go away: the fighting in Iraq, the sinking economy, the squabbling Democrats, the ailing airlines, the Rolling Stones. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Added about 4 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 540 | Comments: 4

Sister Myra Limerick (00:54)

Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks! They're quick. They're naughty! They're ridiculously funny!!! They tickle taboo, and they entertain. They're dirty limerick MINI-MOVIES: perfect for our modern world, yet still ripe with tradition, using a poetic form that has entertained people through the ages. Fast and clever, with equal parts shock and delight -- all performed by one reckless uninhibited actor. They combine the bawdiness of adult humor, the delight of a childish cartoon, the mental acrobatics of wit, the rhythm and rhyme of song, the craftiness of film, and the entertaining antics of a chameleon performer who dresses up in silly costumes to portray many hysterical and often deliciously disturbing characters. Perfect for our fast-paced techno-wondrous lives, where you can carry Uncle Tommy's Dirty Limericks around with you on your iPod, like tasty brain-candy; or call them up on a computer with a swift click, like reaching into a bowl of treats on a side-table. Uncle Tommy loves to make you laugh!... and squirm!... and maybe even -- God forbid -- get aroused! -Uncle Tommy www.dirtyuncletommy.com
Added about 1 years ago
From dirtyuncletommy
Views: 328 | Comments: 0

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 28, 2008 (02:59)

The week's news covered a lot of ground. There was Barack Obama's "Love Me, I'm Not Bush" Tour, competing with John McCain's "No, Love ME, I'm Just the Parts of Bush You Like" Tour. And there was John Edwards singing "Not Pappa Mia" in a basement bathroom of the Beverly Hilton. Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay to explain it all!
Added about 25 days ago
From unclejay
Views: 309 | Comments: 3

Bob's Your Uncle 2: Robert's Your Father's Brother (11:38)

In this highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit "Bob's Your Uncle", Troy and Jamal, with the help of Bob Saget and a profound revelation, put aside their differences and embark on a special journey. A journey through a wardrobe to the magical land of Narnia... Some journeys take us far from home. Some adventures lead us to our destiny...and yet some, like Troy and Jamal's, lead absolutely nowhere.
Added about 20 days ago
From hoorock
Views: 78 | Comments: 0

Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 21, 2008 (03:10)

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They're uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!
Added about 1 months ago
From unclejay
Views: 917 | Comments: 7