Spray

(1:34) What if AXE made body spray for women... It'd be pretty creepy. Premiered in THE MIDNIGHT SHOW at UCB. Check out www.ucbtheatre.com for upcoming shows!

(1:34) What if AXE made body spray for women... It'd be pretty creepy. Premiered in THE MIDNIGHT SHOW at UCB. Check out www.ucbtheatre.com for upcoming shows! < less

(2:44) Drew-from Rockstar News Channel-battles a scary monster that lives in our closet! He has to use the Secret Super Secret Spray to paralyze him and then send him packing down the toi... more >

(2:44) Drew-from Rockstar News Channel-battles a scary monster that lives in our closet! He has to use the Secret Super Secret Spray to paralyze him and then send him packing down the toilet. Will he prevail or will the monster continue to scare us for all of eternity? < less

(3:18) My buddy Steve is a moron! I often tell his stories in my show. This is one of my favorites. Through a friend on the force, I got one of Steve's arrest videos from the summer of 2... more >

(3:18) My buddy Steve is a moron! I often tell his stories in my show. This is one of my favorites. Through a friend on the force, I got one of Steve's arrest videos from the summer of 2005. In south Louisiana this behavior is not uncommon at all. Tell a friend. Enjoy! I hope you can make it out to a show to hear my other Steve stories. MARCRYAN.COM < less

(3:13) Joto Libre is Joined by Puto Libre in this original song... Culero! Lyrics: Culero. I like it! Culero. I like it! And I know that Culero. Is Mexican for Asshole. And when I see ... more >

(3:13) Joto Libre is Joined by Puto Libre in this original song... Culero! Lyrics: Culero. I like it! Culero. I like it! And I know that Culero. Is Mexican for Asshole. And when I see one that looks like a melted Rolo I get excited I feel the inward flow Then I feel something in my... is that you Joto? Si. Culero. I like it. Culero. I like it. And I feel a weird thing Going on in my back space And it feels like my anus just got sprayed with some fucking mace Oh my God Is that blood all over the place? Tell me Joto is that my fucking chocolate all over your face? Si. Culero. I like it. Culero. I like it. Culero. I like it. Culero. We like it. (more) < less

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can th... more >

(5:08) I flubbed the lines a little bit but recovered. // LYRICS: On a long and hot deployment down in old Ali. You can eat out at the Chow Hall, cause at least the food is free. You can think about Ciano's, Taco Bell, or even Burger King. But your guts will soon be rumblin' the way they always do, when you haven't washed your hands good and you've caught the runny poo. And you almost fell like dying, you've just got to drop the deuce. Here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, hold my calls again, there I go, guts enraged... Now you walk back from the restraunt, on what they call a road. And you feel your stomach churnin' and your guts let out a groan it's intestinal jihad, and your butt just might explode. Sometimes it's called the squirts, other times the bends, but the result is all the same, friggin' Saddam's got his revenge. And when you know its comin', you might as well just wear depends. Yeah here I am, on the bowl again, there I am, I've been here all day. Here I go, stuck in the stall again, there I go, guts enraged. When you need a toilet, it's a million miles away. And everything you ate this week, it comes out in a spray. As the evil leaves your body, like the swear words that you say. Later in the evenin' your still sitting on the pot, the toilet bowl has battle scars, from the war that you have fought. You flush the toilet one more time, please God make it stop! Oh here I am, on the bowl again, here I am, it's ruined my day. And here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go guts enraged. OH HERE I AM, on the bowl again...There I am it's ruined my day. Here I go, I'm stuck in the stall again, there I go... There I go... < less