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(6:13) Watch the gripping tale of Oney Judge, George & Martha Washington's favorite slave.Late one night Jen Kirkman drank a bottle and a half of wine and then discussed an historical event... more >

(6:13) Watch the gripping tale of Oney Judge, George & Martha Washington's favorite slave. Late one night Jen Kirkman drank a bottle and a half of wine and then discussed an historical event... Derek Waters Presents: Drunk History vol. 3 < less

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less

(2:26) The producers of the 29th Annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo have commissioned a one-of-kind portrait of Eric The Midget in honor of his appearance this internationally acclaimed Cel... more >

(2:26) The producers of the 29th Annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo have commissioned a one-of-kind portrait of Eric The Midget in honor of his appearance this internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - “The World’s #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party, October 24 and 25, 2008, on Treasure Island, San Francisco. Pricasso The Penis Painter, a gifted and celebrated artist traveling all the way from Australia to appear at the Exotic Erotic Ball, has painted this exquisite portrait of Eric The Midget using his innovative and incomparable pants-down, no-brushes-required method. Pricasso’s masterpieces give a whole new meaning to the term ‘Digital Art.’ Eric will be meeting and greeting fans, signing autographs and posing for photos in front of this magnificent piece of artwork, that will be on display as part of the largest Erotic Expo, Art Festival and Party ever to be held in America. “The Ball” is already widely considered the world’s #1 adult-themed party event with live headline entertainment on 5 stages – music, electronic, burlesque, circus, and fetish. “The Expo” features over 100 carefully chosen exhibits, plus panel discussions on First Amendment rights, fashion shows, a spiritual oasis with potions, lotions, psychics and massage, erotic poetry, a classic cinema, body painting and porn star wine tastings. Through its unique combination of mixing live mainstream musical, burlesque, and circus performances with political irreverence, humorous hi-jinks, and the bizarre - the Exotic Erotic Ball has delighted and regaled over half a million attendees over its long and highly acclaimed history. Over 30,000 are expected in 2008 as the event takes over a beautiful waterside site at Treasure Island. For more info, http://www.exoticeroticball.com < less

(2:18) New weekly animated series "HOLY WEIRD" Episode - "Rehab Crashers" part 1 What happens when most of Hollywood's celebrities get together in rehab? Guess you'll know when you've wa... more >

(2:18) New weekly animated series "HOLY WEIRD" Episode - "Rehab Crashers" part 1 What happens when most of Hollywood's celebrities get together in rehab? Guess you'll know when you've watched it. Also watch the second half of this episode "The Vagina Whisperer" < less

(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says ... more >

(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says "yes we can." So does my van. Hey there, Obama, all these books that you've been printin' I just can't believe you found the time to beat Hillary Clinton, but you did. With your smart wife and your cute kid. And other kid. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Hey there, Obama, listen, we're the perfect ticket, you're half white and I'm all white but we're still black enough to stick it to McCain. Riding on a wave of Chocolate Rain. Plus, he's insane. Hey there, Obama, it's a shame about your pastor, now the G.O.P. will try to link you with that spiteful bastard who hates whites. Every campaign has its Reverend Wrights. And other fights. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, you were born in '63, oh, approximately. Though November seems so far away, it's getting closer day by day. I'm so excited I can't f**king wait. Unqualified though I might be I still have the audacity to hope you'll pick me for your running mate. Obama, I can promise you, that by the time that we get through, the world won't think America's so lame and you're to blame. Hey there, Obama, few more months of this campaign then you'll be President, it won't matter that your middle name's Hussein, we'll see it through. I'll be your wingman, yes it's true. We'll invade whoever we want to. Hey there, Obama, here's to you. This one's for you. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, your cousin is Cheney. Oh, and that's called irony, oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Ho oh, whoa oh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh. Oh... Obama. To see the video we're parodying, check out http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 < less

(5:12) An Interview with a gay rights activist about the question "how is Jesus white if he was born in the middle east?" brought to you by Hells Half Hour

(5:12) An Interview with a gay rights activist about the question "how is Jesus white if he was born in the middle east?" brought to you by Hells Half Hour < less

(1:11) Mustaches For Kids is a volunteer-run organization which has raised over half a million for childrens charities since 1999. To for more info and to donate, please visit WWW.M4KLA.COM

(1:11) Mustaches For Kids is a volunteer-run organization which has raised over half a million for childrens charities since 1999. To for more info and to donate, please visit WWW.M4KLA.COM < less