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(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less

(4:28) Falseface is the all too common tale of a friendship on the rocks. Victor (a man with a grotesquely long beard) offers Nathan a relaxing weekend respite at a cottage on Seneca Lake. ... more >

(4:28) Falseface is the all too common tale of a friendship on the rocks. Victor (a man with a grotesquely long beard) offers Nathan a relaxing weekend respite at a cottage on Seneca Lake. Nathan can't go. No, he won't go! Victor must make some major changes in order for their friendship to continue. < less

(3:56) The political wing of the Nambla organization- North American Mustache and Beard Love Association MMMWACM come to speak about the rights of men with molester mustaches who are AGAINS... more >

(3:56) The political wing of the Nambla organization- North American Mustache and Beard Love Association MMMWACM come to speak about the rights of men with molester mustaches who are AGAINST child molestation < less

(2:41) A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas... more >

(2:41) A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Check out SecretSauce.TV for more original spoof videos! LYRICS JACOB MARLEY: Selfish Brit Won't give a quid to a pauper You work Cratchit like a mule, and that's improper Youre a greedy rich man But your wealth will be your downfall Youll end up like me, Dead Mr. Marley. I come in chains Bringing you a Christmas Carol "Change your ways or your soul will be in peril" Cuz if you dont behave, Then youll be starin at your grave cuz you're a wicked man, a crooked man, baby Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer Boy, you wont forget, (Bahumbug) The things that I just said, (Bahumbug) Cuz youll be Visited, (Bahumbug) By three spirits in bed, (Bahumbug) The ghost of past, The ghost of present, and yet to come (huh?) it means the future! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Im the past, I may be dead but check this body I mean what an ass, But its too bad that youve been naughty. Your daddy didn't love you Cuz he said you killed your mother, Then your woman left, That really sucks baby. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Listen Scrooge, Im the ghost of Christmas present, My beard is huge, And the itching is unpleasant. Let me show you Tiny Tim, His situations lookin grim, But you dont care, Cause you'd hate a baby. MUSIC STOP DEATH) Scroooooge!! Deeaath!! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Sorry, hes not really a singer! ALL CHARACTERS SINGING NOW: Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Scroo, scroo, scrooge. Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer SCROOGE: Boy, I wont forget The things that you just said Ill buy you all a goose So I dont wind up dead! ALL CHARACTERSL Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby < less

(7:37) On the set with acclaimed directors the Bojan Brothers, The Sundance Channel explores the highly anticipated film "Death and Dying: Road to Discovery". Be the first to catch an exc... more >

(7:37) On the set with acclaimed directors the Bojan Brothers, The Sundance Channel explores the highly anticipated film "Death and Dying: Road to Discovery". Be the first to catch an exclusive first look of the film! < less

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand?long beard man ruler of the taliban.damn gotta big bombdamn. I gotta big bomb.duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duhIt's strapped to my big d... more >

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand? long beard man ruler of the taliban. damn gotta big bomb damn. I gotta big bomb. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh It's strapped to my big dong I come from a cave a young virgin as my slave hell no, I don't shave! I keep it grimy, man. So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man. Who's the man hidin in the sand? long haired man, ruler of the taliban. Where I go nobody knows. Hidin in the sand with my hoes. Cave to cave, you cannot deny. I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis. Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch. We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch. Who's the man hidin in the sand? Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban. Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb. To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan... while I hide out and play in the sand. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. Yeah yeah. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. I keep the plan... hidden in my pants, man. Near the bomb strapped to my dong. Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand. One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan. I'm rich, deal with it, bitch! I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand. < less