Dead Babies

(1:10) There comes a time in every young man's life when he must go to college, be dropped off by his father, and get a completely inappropriate request from his dead grandfather. Thanks t... more >

(1:10) There comes a time in every young man's life when he must go to college, be dropped off by his father, and get a completely inappropriate request from his dead grandfather. Thanks to Grandpa, he'll never get laid now... < less

(2:41) A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas... more >

(2:41) A Christmas Carol parody sung to the tune of Britney Spears' Womanizer. Watch as Ebenezer Scrooge gets scared straight into the Xmas Spirt by Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Check out SecretSauce.TV for more original spoof videos! LYRICS JACOB MARLEY: Selfish Brit Won't give a quid to a pauper You work Cratchit like a mule, and that's improper Youre a greedy rich man But your wealth will be your downfall Youll end up like me, Dead Mr. Marley. I come in chains Bringing you a Christmas Carol "Change your ways or your soul will be in peril" Cuz if you dont behave, Then youll be starin at your grave cuz you're a wicked man, a crooked man, baby Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer Boy, you wont forget, (Bahumbug) The things that I just said, (Bahumbug) Cuz youll be Visited, (Bahumbug) By three spirits in bed, (Bahumbug) The ghost of past, The ghost of present, and yet to come (huh?) it means the future! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Im the past, I may be dead but check this body I mean what an ass, But its too bad that youve been naughty. Your daddy didn't love you Cuz he said you killed your mother, Then your woman left, That really sucks baby. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Listen Scrooge, Im the ghost of Christmas present, My beard is huge, And the itching is unpleasant. Let me show you Tiny Tim, His situations lookin grim, But you dont care, Cause you'd hate a baby. MUSIC STOP DEATH) Scroooooge!! Deeaath!! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Sorry, hes not really a singer! ALL CHARACTERS SINGING NOW: Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby Scroo, Scroo, Scrooge Scroo, scroo, scrooge. Ebenezer, Ebenezer, Ebenezer SCROOGE: Boy, I wont forget The things that you just said Ill buy you all a goose So I dont wind up dead! ALL CHARACTERSL Ebenezer - Scrooge, Ebenezer You're an Ebenezer Oh, Ebenezer, Oh, You're a stingy miser, baby < less

(15:21) FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There's tackling, touchdowns, and... Tommy?... more >

(15:21) FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There's tackling, touchdowns, and... Tommy? Exclamation point! While everyone is playing football, Bob (from Bob's pubic trimming warehouse) tries to shill his "hedge" clippers on the unsuspecting pubis... I mean, public. Some dude with a curly french mustache tries to sell his bike... "The Menstrual Cycle." Douglas plays with a tube and calls himself a penis. Some kids make a lot of pedophile jokes (and dead baby jokes). Josh pinches a loaf. Josh watches all the popular hospital shows. Including Grey's Anatomy, House, ER, and Scrubs. He does not watch General Hospital, though. That show sucks. Douglas and Josh discuss the amazing powers of Spy Kids. Steve goes to talk to a psychologist who is married to a very unexpected endangered species. < less

(0:35) David Spates Dedicates a video to his grandmother. Check out some of his other videos like "Talking With Dave - Tossing Babies" "The First Black Homosexual", "My Invisible Dog", "Hap... more >

(0:35) David Spates Dedicates a video to his grandmother. Check out some of his other videos like "Talking With Dave - Tossing Babies" "The First Black Homosexual", "My Invisible Dog", "Happy 4th of July", and many others with more to come! Don't forget to add me as a friend and subscribe. :-) Also if you have a youtube, Myspace, Facebook, or tagged account, please add me there too. Just search for my name. David Spates :-) P.S. You can buy David Spates Internet Videos #1 (1 hour long) at www.myspace.com/davidspates < less

(7:38) Dead Toddler Sluts on the Move chronicles the tale of three dead babies with a penchant for humping. Slut juice, anyone? Featuring Johanna Buccola, The O'Debra Twins, Liz Maher, Nea... more >

(7:38) Dead Toddler Sluts on the Move chronicles the tale of three dead babies with a penchant for humping. Slut juice, anyone? Featuring Johanna Buccola, The O'Debra Twins, Liz Maher, Neal Medlyn, Jessica Delfino, Mike Amato, Ann Enzminger, Nick Nace and more! < less