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(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics... more >

(3:06) A hilarious parody of Akon's "Locked Up" about a girl who gets "Knocked Up!" By Christopher D'Elia and Michael Klein Starring Melissa McQueen www.dobrefilms.com "Knocked Up" Lyrics (1st Verse) I'm single and I go out clubbin' Why'd I drink so much All I wanted was some lovin' Sloppy seconds, handjobs and such Sperm patrollin', My tits are growing Vagina's swollen, is that a contraction? 'cause I got Knocked Up (Chorus) Will I lactate now, will I be a cow (I'm knocked up) Stupid one night stand no, shoulda used my friend (I'm knocked up) Shoulda closed me legs, now I'm super preggs (I'm knocked up) Gotta push it out oh, I'll most likely shout. (2nd Verse) Headed uptown to La Maz Boobs too big for bras This thing in my belly Hope it's not from R. Kelly It's the third trimester Maternity leave I Wish he wore a jimmy hat Instead of that damn saran wrap, fucked around and got Knocked Up (Chorus) Gonna push it out, gotta squeeze it out (she got knocked up) by the die hard guy , oh, (gotta squeeze it out) Brittany got knocked up (by this deutsche bag) Please get it out (He got knocked up) Gonna sqeeze it out, no gotta push it out. (Bridge) Menstruation no longer applies Stretch marks have seem to found mAY My water breaks and my womb is emptEY Brooke Shields had postpartum DP can't wait to give birth and move forward with my life got a doctor that wants to c-sect me and use the knife and it's cause I got Knocked Up. (Chorus) I'm about to blow, please enjoy the show (I'm knocked up) A momma no I ain't, no, please don't cut my taint (I'm knocked up) Ten centimeters now, here he comes right out (I'm knocked up) That came out of me, oh, who's the damn daddy? (Ending) I got a fetus! (in my belly now) Pickles and ice cream (got a craving now) Send me some baby gerber ( I'm about to scream) Maybe a breast pump baby (give me some cream) Cause I'm knocked up Where's my gyno? (O B G Y N) I'm knocked up, gotta push it out, I smell sauerkraut Boobies, boobies, zygotes, and boobies, vulva, Pour some milk out for your babies, from your boobies Fallopian fallopian (I got a zygote) tube Where's my epidural Dobre films calabo Fallopian tube hahaha < less

(1:24) When the CEO and mastermind Dov Charney finds himself in hot, steamy water over a sexual harassment scandal, it's up to Theda and Noura, his favorite, most socially responsible model... more >

(1:24) When the CEO and mastermind Dov Charney finds himself in hot, steamy water over a sexual harassment scandal, it's up to Theda and Noura, his favorite, most socially responsible models to save the company. But, with the reveal of their most recent photo shoot, Dov may find himself behind bars. < less

(14:22) Day after day, Ryan guzzles down water at the office watercooler just as an excuse to be near the woman he loves. Trouble is, he's too shy to tell her how he feels. Then one day, he... more >

(14:22) Day after day, Ryan guzzles down water at the office watercooler just as an excuse to be near the woman he loves. Trouble is, he's too shy to tell her how he feels. Then one day, he sees his chance in the most unlikely of places. < less

(1:41) Free mp3s, lyrics, and more: Rhett&Link bring back the Tax Rappers to share their thoughts on television. Get the free mp3s (full and karaoke versions) here: http://www.rhettandlin... more >

(1:41) Free mp3s, lyrics, and more: Rhett&Link bring back the Tax Rappers to share their thoughts on television. Get the free mp3s (full and karaoke versions) here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008/01/07/tvrap Lyrics: I love TV. it's my main source of entertainment. I've been hooked on it ever since the O.J. arraignment I frequent my couch to watch deal or no deal and I never miss an episode of One Tree Hill... I cry when I watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition And to boost my self-esteem--I watch Intervention. Dateline's To Catch a Predator's the one I love most Oh yeah! I got a sweet impersonation of the host "I'm Chris Hansen" "I'm just here to...change the...water filter" "So that's what they're calling it these days..." But what I'm getting at in this rap is something new and hip - Yeah, I've heard about Tivo--I'm looking in to it. No--it's an internet show. Don't feed me lies! How can one watch a show that isn't even televised! I don't have an explanation; I don't know what to think; it's two Weird Al wannabes. You mean Rhett&Link? Yeah, weren't' those guys on TV for a bit? Yeah, some show on the C-Dub--I never watched it. Their web show's live... - oh yeah? what do you feed it? I said live not alive--- they mess up and can't delete it. Is it interactive? Yeah, you can talk to these guys; with live music, live guests, and the occasional prize. Thank you for sharing so enthusiastically You've altered my TV watching habits drastically. < less

(3:06) Elle Frisco has a major problem on her hands. She has been given the coveted title of Executive Producer of the annual fundraiser for the Community Recreation Center, which is being ... more >

(3:06) Elle Frisco has a major problem on her hands. She has been given the coveted title of Executive Producer of the annual fundraiser for the Community Recreation Center, which is being filmed by a reality television crew. Before the first practice can begin, a melee between two of the most popular Clique breaks out and the kids choose sides causing the show to teeter near cancellation. Elle and her crew, THE GOOD GIRLS, have two weeks to convince and rally every model, sponsor and designer who has pulled out of the show to come back and help raise money for, Water for Africa. This task would be simple if it wasn’t for the web of deception of every MEAN GIRL, the cockiness of every STEPPER, the nonchalant attitude of the KRUMPERS, but thank heavens for THE FIXXERS, a duo who seize this opportunity to audition in front of the reality television crew, and oh yeah, help Elle and the Water for Africa people. WELCOME TO THE REC is a hybrid mix of narrative storytelling and reality television. This voyeuristic and uncompromising look at the dangerous and reckless world of privileged Los Angeles kids is in the spirit of DEGRASSI and MEAN GIRLS. < less