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(3:11) This is my attempt at performing a song that I really like. I hope you enjoy it. I made it my own. Randy, Paula, and Simon would be proud, I think.***********************************... more >

(3:11) This is my attempt at performing a song that I really like. I hope you enjoy it. I made it my own. Randy, Paula, and Simon would be proud, I think. ********************************************** UPDATE - The mp3 can be downloaded at http://www.kevintor.com/ This song has been played on the radio in Vegas, UK, and New Zealand. Thanks to all who liked it and helped it get there. If you have heard it elsewhere, let me know. Thanks guys. < less

(5:15) Welcome to this place. If you stay long enough, you will be treated to a story about an international comedian named Demetri Martin. The story begins, as most stories do, with episo... more >

(5:15) Welcome to this place. If you stay long enough, you will be treated to a story about an international comedian named Demetri Martin. The story begins, as most stories do, with episode one entitled "a rare condition." Demetri is hopeful that you'll enjoy it because he played the music and did his own stunts. He actually only did one stunt...so by saying he did "stunts" don't expect more than one. < less

(0:31) A "SPEC" commercial I (Aaron Horwitz) wrote and directed for Tag Bodyspray. I hope ya like it. Starring Denae Cavadias and Brian Allen. Produced by Andy Horwitz. Cinematography by Ro... more >

(0:31) A "SPEC" commercial I (Aaron Horwitz) wrote and directed for Tag Bodyspray. I hope ya like it. Starring Denae Cavadias and Brian Allen. Produced by Andy Horwitz. Cinematography by Robert Reed Altman. < less

(5:32) After a bar fight left him in a coma for two years... John Runjion searches town to town in the hopes that one day he will find his people... the biker clan known as the Spiteful Rac... more >

(5:32) After a bar fight left him in a coma for two years... John Runjion searches town to town in the hopes that one day he will find his people... the biker clan known as the Spiteful Racoons. Now a solo rider John Runion has become... The Lonely Biker. < less

(3:18) My buddy Steve is a moron! I often tell his stories in my show. This is one of my favorites. Through a friend on the force, I got one of Steve's arrest videos from the summer of 2... more >

(3:18) My buddy Steve is a moron! I often tell his stories in my show. This is one of my favorites. Through a friend on the force, I got one of Steve's arrest videos from the summer of 2005. In south Louisiana this behavior is not uncommon at all. Tell a friend. Enjoy! I hope you can make it out to a show to hear my other Steve stories. MARCRYAN.COM < less

(3:28) The Gravy (Gary Anthony Williams) is on a quest to find what he believes to be the perfect booty. Armed with his personal template for what the perfect booty should be, The Gravy sur... more >

(3:28) The Gravy (Gary Anthony Williams) is on a quest to find what he believes to be the perfect booty. Armed with his personal template for what the perfect booty should be, The Gravy surveys many booty hopefuls, but will he find THE perfect one? Check it out!! Directed & Edited by Todd Lampe < less

(2:46) This is a skit we did about working in a recording studio. It's improv, obviously we did this in less than an hour. Hope you enjoy! PS sorry there are no girls in it. =(

(2:46) This is a skit we did about working in a recording studio. It's improv, obviously we did this in less than an hour. Hope you enjoy! PS sorry there are no girls in it. =( < less

(1:43) 7-14-08 I WANNA FUCK YOUR SISTER by mORGAN Douglas Another live video shot in my back living room shortly after... more >

(1:43) 7-14-08 I WANNA FUCK YOUR SISTER by mORGAN Douglas Another live video shot in my back living room shortly after beer thirty one late night. I wrote this song on the 4th of July 2005 trying to make some friends laugh. Once again this song is only meant to make you laugh & or to entertain. I am a happily married man & I can promise you this, "I really don't want to fuck anyone's sister I honestly don't care who they are"!!! I hope you all enjoy... Peace, mORGAN Douglas WARNING: This song is not meant for any small children to hear please keep that in mind. Thank you... < less

(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says ... more >

(3:51) www.makemeyourvp.com LYRICS: Hey there, Obama, what's it like at the convention? I know you don't really know me but I hoped I'd get a mention... I'm your fan. My new tattoo says "yes we can." So does my van. Hey there, Obama, all these books that you've been printin' I just can't believe you found the time to beat Hillary Clinton, but you did. With your smart wife and your cute kid. And other kid. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Hey there, Obama, listen, we're the perfect ticket, you're half white and I'm all white but we're still black enough to stick it to McCain. Riding on a wave of Chocolate Rain. Plus, he's insane. Hey there, Obama, it's a shame about your pastor, now the G.O.P. will try to link you with that spiteful bastard who hates whites. Every campaign has its Reverend Wrights. And other fights. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, make me your V.P. Oh, you were born in '63, oh, approximately. Though November seems so far away, it's getting closer day by day. I'm so excited I can't f**king wait. Unqualified though I might be I still have the audacity to hope you'll pick me for your running mate. Obama, I can promise you, that by the time that we get through, the world won't think America's so lame and you're to blame. Hey there, Obama, few more months of this campaign then you'll be President, it won't matter that your middle name's Hussein, we'll see it through. I'll be your wingman, yes it's true. We'll invade whoever we want to. Hey there, Obama, here's to you. This one's for you. Oh, make me your V.P., oh, your cousin is Cheney. Oh, and that's called irony, oh, make me your V.P. Make me your V.P. Ho oh, whoa oh. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh. Oh... Obama. To see the video we're parodying, check out http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 < less

(17:47) My cousins and I love Napoleon Dynamite so much. We decided to remake some parts of the movie. I hope you all enjoy it. [If you've never seen the movie "Napoleon Dynamite" before, y... more >

(17:47) My cousins and I love Napoleon Dynamite so much. We decided to remake some parts of the movie. I hope you all enjoy it. [If you've never seen the movie "Napoleon Dynamite" before, you won't understand any of this.] < less

(2:57) It's President's Day, in a presidential election year! Now more than ever, every American should know exactly what a president's responsibilities are. Uncle Jay hopes that you lear... more >

(2:57) It's President's Day, in a presidential election year! Now more than ever, every American should know exactly what a president's responsibilities are. Uncle Jay hopes that you learn about it somewhere, because this episode only helps a little. < less

(3:03) This is The Bordeaux Twins second music video. The song is called Her Face and we hope you like it it. If you want to hear more songs go to www.thebordeauxtwins.com

(3:03) This is The Bordeaux Twins second music video. The song is called Her Face and we hope you like it it. If you want to hear more songs go to www.thebordeauxtwins.com < less

(1:47) Yyyyyup, this is the Artist Soon to Be Known as 'Reaction' from The Music Show, and he hereby admits, that after the release of the motion picture known as Anchorman, Reaction was un... more >

(1:47) Yyyyyup, this is the Artist Soon to Be Known as 'Reaction' from The Music Show, and he hereby admits, that after the release of the motion picture known as Anchorman, Reaction was unable to get the delectable voice of Ron Burgundy out of his head for a period of several years leading up to the present day. These are some moments of regurgitation 'caught on tape.' We hope you enjoy. And as always, Dear Mr. Will Ferrell, please contact Mr. Reaction (aka, Ben Ligeri -- aka, Takayoko), as soon as possible to discuss future endeavors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WILL FERRELL KEY WORDS (stolen): will ferrell adam mckay tina fey saturday night live will ferrell espn george bush will ferrell george w. bush ipod blades of glory mad tv anchorman talladega nights will ferell will ferrel will ferel espn joke audition chuck berry ferrel w anchorman funny or die funnyordie.com will ferrell the landlord pearl semi-pro will ferrell ricky bobby pearl good cop baby cop get off the shed skits sketches comedy humor bill brasky will ferrell sports center espn the phantom of the opera david letterman ferrel will ferrell jay leno semi pro will ferrell adam mckay tina fey will ferrell the bad doctor skit saturday night live will ferrell george bush will ferrell george w. bush ipod blades of glory will ferrell saturday night live espn snl ferrell the legend of ron burgundy comedy sketch wil ferel anchorman talladega nights will ferell blades of glory comedy central madtv . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . O C D O C D O C D < less

(2:22) Five years ago Dennis (Pegg) was at the altar about to marry Libby (Newton), his pregnant fianc饮 He got cold feet and ran for the hills and hes been going in circles ever since. When... more >

(2:22) Five years ago Dennis (Pegg) was at the altar about to marry Libby (Newton), his pregnant fianc饮 He got cold feet and ran for the hills and hes been going in circles ever since. When Dennis discovers Libbys hooked up with high-flying-go-getter Whit (Azaria), he realizes its now or never. He enters a marathon to show hes more than a quitter but then finds out just how much sweat, strain and tears it takes to run for 26 miles. Nobody gives him a chance but Dennis knows this is his only hope to more than a running joke. Official Site www.RunFatboyRunMovie.com < less