Beard

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: N... more >

(1:40) The Dark Knight meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh yes. Song downloadable on myspace.com/spoonbankmusic Add it to your profile! Be sure to check out our other vids _______ LYRICS: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit there son I'll tell you how I became the menacing Joker of Gotham. Well no idea where I was born or raised An Asylum was where I spent most of my days Spazzin' Out, Schitzin, Laughin' all cool And all digging my way out with a stolen tool When a couple of guards Caught me out of my bed I stabbed them in the face and now they're kinda dead Broke out of Arkham and Gotham's where I went, They found nothing in my pockets except knives and lint, Evening Commissioner I just wanna be the guy who's fun and feared, And if I may say, I really dig the beard Everyone points and call me delirious, But I just laugh and ask, "Why so serious?" Well I broke out some cell-mates, and set them free And told them they were all just freaks like me If they wanna destroy Gotham, theres just one plan, It's obvious the only way is: kill the batman I destroyed half of Gotham by two or three, And I yelled to the batman, "Come on, hit me" Looked at Gotham, as it all laid in waste, Come on, batman, Lets put a smile on that face. < less

(4:28) Falseface is the all too common tale of a friendship on the rocks. Victor (a man with a grotesquely long beard) offers Nathan a relaxing weekend respite at a cottage on Seneca Lake. ... more >

(4:28) Falseface is the all too common tale of a friendship on the rocks. Victor (a man with a grotesquely long beard) offers Nathan a relaxing weekend respite at a cottage on Seneca Lake. Nathan can't go. No, he won't go! Victor must make some major changes in order for their friendship to continue. < less

(3:56) The political wing of the Nambla organization- North American Mustache and Beard Love Association MMMWACM come to speak about the rights of men with molester mustaches who are AGAINS... more >

(3:56) The political wing of the Nambla organization- North American Mustache and Beard Love Association MMMWACM come to speak about the rights of men with molester mustaches who are AGAINST child molestation < less

(7:37) On the set with acclaimed directors the Bojan Brothers, The Sundance Channel explores the highly anticipated film "Death and Dying: Road to Discovery". Be the first to catch an exc... more >

(7:37) On the set with acclaimed directors the Bojan Brothers, The Sundance Channel explores the highly anticipated film "Death and Dying: Road to Discovery". Be the first to catch an exclusive first look of the film! < less

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand?long beard man ruler of the taliban.damn gotta big bombdamn. I gotta big bomb.duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duhIt's strapped to my big d... more >

(2:15) "Who's the man hidin in the sand? long beard man ruler of the taliban. damn gotta big bomb damn. I gotta big bomb. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh It's strapped to my big dong I come from a cave a young virgin as my slave hell no, I don't shave! I keep it grimy, man. So my hair stays greasy and shiny, man. Who's the man hidin in the sand? long haired man, ruler of the taliban. Where I go nobody knows. Hidin in the sand with my hoes. Cave to cave, you cannot deny. I'm grimy, and I've got mad alibis. Rich as a bitch, and my boys don't snitch. We're spreadin fast, like a PC glitch. Who's the man hidin in the sand? Long bearded man, ruler of the taliban. Damn I gotta big bomb, damn I gotta big bomb. To all son of taliban, I say stick to my master plan... while I hide out and play in the sand. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. Yeah yeah. I'm grimy man. Ruler of the taliban. I keep the plan... hidden in my pants, man. Near the bomb strapped to my dong. Close to the sand with a virgin in each hand. One eye on the Koran, the other eye on the master plan. I'm rich, deal with it, bitch! I'm like a virus man, you wont find me under all this sand. < less