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(1:33) A girl claimed she likes tampons more than pads, she said she likes tapons because she doesn't feel them. I wonder why? Because her pussy is so damn loose because she doesn't do her ... more >

(1:33) A girl claimed she likes tampons more than pads, she said she likes tapons because she doesn't feel them. I wonder why? Because her pussy is so damn loose because she doesn't do her kegel excercises. Work your pubococcygeal muscles! Here are some exercises that are helpful! Sit on a hard chair, lean forward and tighten all your sphincter muscles, anal, vaginal, and urethral, in succession, front to back, hold the squeeze for one or two seconds, release, then contract from back to front. You won't regret the effects! < less

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’... more >

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I know times are getting harder/ Nobody outside Cali likes me/ It’s a shame to be my daughter/ That’s understood/ Neighbors won’t say hello in the hood/ Not like they should…/ Hey there, Aisha/ I took too many medications/ If every simple song I wrote to you/ Would silence an allegation/ I'd write it all/ If I could grow back my shrunken balls/ I’d be in the Hall/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ I cheat like George Brett using tar/ Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars/ I walk to first ‘cuz I have no other way/ Baseball fans told me to go to hell/ and even though I hit this well/ Nobody takes my record seriously/ Aisha I can promise you/ That by the time we get through/ The world won’t even remember my name/ And I’m to blame/ Hey there Aisha/ I deeply regret roiding but/ It’s douchebaggery more than power/ When these pitchers are avoiding/ Throwing strikes/ Taking all these four-ball hikes / I’m somebody no one likes/ So my Aisha here's to you/ At least there’s you/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me < less

(2:56) Quick, watch this before China recalls it! Or before Wall Street sells it, a hurricane destroys it, the NFL suspends it, or President Bush regretfully accepts its resignation. Obvi... more >

(2:56) Quick, watch this before China recalls it! Or before Wall Street sells it, a hurricane destroys it, the NFL suspends it, or President Bush regretfully accepts its resignation. Obviously, Uncle Jay's got a lot explainin' to do this week. < less

(3:34) This is me at the ice house discussing immigration issues. its a QUICK clip and I dont think you will regret it... I dont think so. and before anyone asks on this site no Im not that... more >

(3:34) This is me at the ice house discussing immigration issues. its a QUICK clip and I dont think you will regret it... I dont think so. and before anyone asks on this site no Im not that fat little boy thats been missing and Im not Pat from Saturday night live < less

(1:26) As loyal fans and thirsty college students we decided to kick off the party with some tailgating! It was cold, but we pushed through the pain for this great comedy tour. Seriously, t... more >

(1:26) As loyal fans and thirsty college students we decided to kick off the party with some tailgating! It was cold, but we pushed through the pain for this great comedy tour. Seriously, the best comedy show I've ever seen! If its coming to your school you better have a ticket or you'll regret it! < less

(0:50) From the June 2007 episode of this Rhode Island based late night comedy/talk show. WICKED LATE regretfully informs the audience that Lindsay Lohan will not be appearing on tonight's show.

(0:50) From the June 2007 episode of this Rhode Island based late night comedy/talk show. WICKED LATE regretfully informs the audience that Lindsay Lohan will not be appearing on tonight's show. < less

(5:28) It's hard to watch those happy couples for Shawn. They seemingly appear everywhere since his Fiance broke it off with him. He goes through his own type of grieving process and comes ... more >

(5:28) It's hard to watch those happy couples for Shawn. They seemingly appear everywhere since his Fiance broke it off with him. He goes through his own type of grieving process and comes dangerously close to something he will regret. Has anyone else ever been there? Created and Directed by Ryan C. Stith. An Atomic Alien Production. < less