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(16:53) Beverly Hills, California - Show Business capitol of the world..home to the glamorous and famous...and then there's Jay Bloomberg...long time agent...still looking desparately to ke... more >

(16:53) Beverly Hills, California - Show Business capitol of the world..home to the glamorous and famous...and then there's Jay Bloomberg...long time agent...still looking desparately to keep his foot in that rapidly closing door. < less

(3:05) "HIGH SOCIETY: A Pot Boiler" (www.highsocietymovie.com) is a riotous, raucous, irreverent new stoner comedy feature by writer, director, and award-winning author Kristian Davies. It ... more >

(3:05) "HIGH SOCIETY: A Pot Boiler" (www.highsocietymovie.com) is a riotous, raucous, irreverent new stoner comedy feature by writer, director, and award-winning author Kristian Davies. It is a dialogue-driven, rapid-fire comedy about three contentious roommates and their hapless guests, two lovely ladies and a very unfortunate intruder. Over the course of a long evening, we encounter vicious one-upmanship and poetically profane barrages to ‘impress’ the ladies, interspersed with innumerable bong-hits. < less

(3:25) To be in love means letting someone go so they can live a happier life. And though it kills you the not knowing faith must carry you through your life. Lyrics: (intro) This one is t... more >

(3:25) To be in love means letting someone go so they can live a happier life. And though it kills you the not knowing faith must carry you through your life. Lyrics: (intro) This one is true. True love, will never die Never die (repeat 6) even though you're so far away in NYC, BX I know that true love will never die (Verse) I remember the first time that we kissed. It was magical at that very moment I knew the truth I knew that you were in love with me too. That made me very happy and maybe I'm delusional living in the past. Hoping and wishing that. You were back in to my life (repeat 3) that's okay (chorus) True love never dies (repeat 4) I pray to the Gods up above that you're not lonely. I hope you are happy. I hope that you're happy...... (verse) I know because you looked deep into my eyes, I can't love again not until I know for sure that you are happy. Because my heart is still bleeds and beats out for you. And Alden street was special to me. Because you were living with me, lye with me, sleep with me. Put your head on my chest and yes the rest is history. That is the truth cause I moved on rapidly. I die slowly because I'm indeed of love truly (chorus) I pray to the God up above. That you're not lonely, I hope that you're happy (verse) I remember the first time that we kissed it was magical at that very moment I knew that you were in love with me. I was in love with you too. That made me very happy and maybe I'm delusional living in the past hoping and wishing that you will come back in my life. (chorus) True love never dies (repeat 4) True love, will never die Never die (repeat 6) I pray to the God up above. That you're not lonely, I hope that you are happy (verse) I know, this is the truth you looked deep into my eyes and being the first kiss I can't never ever love again until I'm sure that you are happy. I hope that you're happy < less

(7:30) -Description: "Galaxy Gulp" is a short machinima film made to illustrate different concepts and techniques for making machinima using Valve’s Source game engine. It is a comedy set ... more >

(7:30) -Description: "Galaxy Gulp" is a short machinima film made to illustrate different concepts and techniques for making machinima using Valve’s Source game engine. It is a comedy set in a gas station located on an asteroid in the middle of space. When making the film, we wanted to show some of the different models in action that had already been developed for previous Noesis Interactive projects. However, their diversity was so extreme that no typical setting seemed to encompass them. Thus, an environment was imagined that was detached from the standard Half-Life sphere and promoted the melding of characters, situations and realities. Many different techniques were used in creating this movie, resulting in a piece both entertaining and bizarre. -Director Biography: Ross Scott is a 25 year old film and game enthusiast. He became interested in machinima in 2006, seeing it as a way to make movies with very little resources. His most popular creation has been "Civil Protection", a comedy series about police officers in the science-fiction environment portrayed in the game "Half-Life 2". He has extensive experience working in the Source engine to create machinima, which was the engine used in the creation of "Galaxy Gulp". He currently has a Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice and is exploring different career options. You can visit his website at www.civil-protection.blogspot.com -Production Company Biography: Noesis Interactive is a production company focusing on the development and distribution of training modules for video game modders, indie developers and machinimakers. Working with industry leading partners such as Valve, Softimage, Autodesk and IGN, Noesis works to promote knowledge and creativity within these rapidly growing fields. “Galaxy Gulp” signals Noesis’ first efforts to produce independent machinima while documenting the processes involved for the benefit of the mod community. For more information visit www.noesisinteractive.com < less

(2:25) “Joe & Jill Go up the HILL” Commentary by Osama Bin Biden Political wives Jill and Michelle are too HOT. The Whitehouse is too big a spotlight for them to both share. So enjoy th... more >

(2:25) “Joe & Jill Go up the HILL” Commentary by Osama Bin Biden Political wives Jill and Michelle are too HOT. The Whitehouse is too big a spotlight for them to both share. So enjoy the “Jack and Jill” redo and remember Slick Willy still calls the shots. Joe and Jill went up the HILL, to fill the VP slot. Joe fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went off with Barack. Then Joe and Jill went up the HILL, and Michelle high fived them both. Barack said, “Joe, I want you to know, that Jill is really HOT.” So Joe and Michelle went down the HILL, and watched the scandal grow. Barack and Jill got slick Willy Bill, to open that White House door. They saw the desk where the President sits, and checked the love seat too. but when some interns came to call, Jill said, “Screw You Two!”. So Barack and Bill went up the Hill, with smiles and a rapid gait. They found a girl dressed in Blue, and made a political "date". So Monica lives, The VP job filled, And Bill has saved the day. Barack and Bill stay on the HILL, For the next 8 years I say. And find the job a loving chore, WE HEAR THEY BOTH TURNED GAY! itsiatkins@gmail.com < less

(1:32) Due to inborn fanatical obsessions beyond comprehension, one man conducts his own scientific experiment to determine how much corn he can eat in one night. His discoveries on rapid c... more >

(1:32) Due to inborn fanatical obsessions beyond comprehension, one man conducts his own scientific experiment to determine how much corn he can eat in one night. His discoveries on rapid corn consumption will blow you away. < less