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(5:28) In this sketch, the Swinging Johnson Brothers teach you the true dangers of getting stoned. SEE THE SWINGING JOHNSON BROTHERS LIVE!!! Every Second and Fourth Sunday of the month At ... more >

(5:28) In this sketch, the Swinging Johnson Brothers teach you the true dangers of getting stoned. SEE THE SWINGING JOHNSON BROTHERS LIVE!!! Every Second and Fourth Sunday of the month At the landmark Coffee Depot Riverside, CA Coffee Depot 3204 Mission Inn Ave. Riverside, CA 92607 Show starts at 7PM For more, check: www.swingingjohnson.com for info contact: info@swingingjohnson.com < less

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell... more >

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

(1:29) The newest hit single from Dr Jones called 'Whips, Chicks, Relics, And Sh!t.' Check out his new album Sallah's Baby Mamma Collecting Kids Like Madonna at www.drunkgirlsloveus.com

(1:29) The newest hit single from Dr Jones called 'Whips, Chicks, Relics, And Sh!t.' Check out his new album Sallah's Baby Mamma Collecting Kids Like Madonna at www.drunkgirlsloveus.com < less