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OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go... more >

OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

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Wholesale by http://trade.meritline.com item code is65012 LIDE Infrared Magnetic Pulse Therapeutic Equipment Model No: LD-20B Product code: Z1000 Unit price: 214USD Description: Function Specifications: It can alleviate hypertension, coronary heart disease, rheumatoid arthritis, back and leg aches, and digestive system ailments. It is therapeutic effective against diabetes, high blood fat levels, sequela of cerebral thrombosis, chronic pelvic cavity inflammation, neurasthenia, prostate disease, coronary heart disease and joint diseases. When using this equipment, do not discontinue prescribed medication without consultation with doctor. Furthermore, it could be also used in daily health care for old people to improve the state of health. Feature Specifications: LIDE Infrared Magnetic Pulse Therapeutic Equipment LD-20B (i.e. to divide style Therapeutic Equipment) is the latest products in the market. This model of product not only has the function of the integrated therapeutic equipment, but also has the unique separated design. It has more energy field(nine energy firing points).It has a console with three treatment bodies, and each treatment body contains three energy firing points, which may form a double- cycle compound energy field. LIDE separated therapeutic equipment has obtained domestic and the overseas patent of invention, and obtained the European CE authentication. It is the main product of LIDE Company. Since it has been put into the market, and it is popular with consumers. < less