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(1:02) it's all a lot of fun until someone gets hurt. then it's social commentary. throwing a mirror up to reality, the scientists at OTM prove what the Prophet Freud predicted thousands of... more >

(1:02) it's all a lot of fun until someone gets hurt. then it's social commentary. throwing a mirror up to reality, the scientists at OTM prove what the Prophet Freud predicted thousands of years ago: our civilization is just a writhing cesspool of evil morons hellbent on self-destruction. and isn't that the highest form of entertainment? you be the judge. < less

(4:54) Jewish rap star Jew Jube, aka Shmuley Zeildelman, is a pop culture phenomenon. His mass appeal is reflected in astronomical album sales that transcend age, race and religion. Everywh... more >

(4:54) Jewish rap star Jew Jube, aka Shmuley Zeildelman, is a pop culture phenomenon. His mass appeal is reflected in astronomical album sales that transcend age, race and religion. Everywhere Jew Jube goes his overprotective mother and his guilt-ridden German manager aren't far away as we catch a day-to-day glimpse of this enigmatic rapper that some dare say is a prophet. < less

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" E... more >

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE < less

(4:43) The Renaissance era prophet Nostradamus foresaw events hundreds of years removed from his own time. He accurately predicted the rise of Napoleon and Hitler. Did he also predict the r... more >

(4:43) The Renaissance era prophet Nostradamus foresaw events hundreds of years removed from his own time. He accurately predicted the rise of Napoleon and Hitler. Did he also predict the rise of Sarah Palin? < less

(4:41) Doctors have never heard of it. Pharmacies don’t carry it. TV and radio aren’t advertising it. It’s the Gay Pill, and it's only available in Chinatown. WARNING: THE GAY PILL IS NO... more >

(4:41) Doctors have never heard of it. Pharmacies don’t carry it. TV and radio aren’t advertising it. It’s the Gay Pill, and it's only available in Chinatown. WARNING: THE GAY PILL IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE BY GAY MEN. If you happen to be in the company of a gay man who accidentally ingests one of these pills, call the Fire Department immediately, lest his penis start shooting flames. < less

(5:29) Minister and Prophet Tracy Marune, angered over remarks made about Marguerite Perrin by late night television host Jimmy Kimmel, takes it to the streets to protest and fight the demo... more >

(5:29) Minister and Prophet Tracy Marune, angered over remarks made about Marguerite Perrin by late night television host Jimmy Kimmel, takes it to the streets to protest and fight the demons in the city of angeles, beginning with Mr. Kimmel. www.TracyDeanAndJesus.com < less

(6:06) In movies like A Beautiful Mind and Rain Man, autistic savants come off as troubled wierdos who are good at math. Crowe and Hoffman (and to a lesser extent, Matt Damon) have turned t... more >

(6:06) In movies like A Beautiful Mind and Rain Man, autistic savants come off as troubled wierdos who are good at math. Crowe and Hoffman (and to a lesser extent, Matt Damon) have turned this character into a Hollywood stereotype. Sexual Genius proves that autistic savants don't always have to be good at math; they can be good at finding G-spots, too. < less

(0:49) I was watching the news the other day, and I saw several stories about Mohammad cartoons causing controversy. I couldn't help but think to myself how crazy one little cartoon could m... more >

(0:49) I was watching the news the other day, and I saw several stories about Mohammad cartoons causing controversy. I couldn't help but think to myself how crazy one little cartoon could make everyone. ....And then I got jealous! Why can't I make a controversial Mohammad cartoon!? So here it is folks! My own little Mohammad cartoon! I call it Mambo Mohammad! (This will surely be the end of me. Forgive me Allah.) Totem Nation Films TotemToons@gmail.com < less

(8:22) The FDA's Annual Report on Healthy Eating Habits states that recovering drug addicts who eat breakfast are more likely to stay sober than those who do not. For the outpatient high on... more >

(8:22) The FDA's Annual Report on Healthy Eating Habits states that recovering drug addicts who eat breakfast are more likely to stay sober than those who do not. For the outpatient high on skipping, researchers provide a list of hassle-free start-me-ups, including oatmeal and yogurt. Nowhere on the list does it say anything about microwave burritos. Que lastima! < less

(2:41) A clip from "Germ of a New Insanity" by Wickid Pissa Films. Skin & Bones Jones tells the story of how Ike was killed by bad cottage cheese. This is a real conversation with Skin ... more >

(2:41) A clip from "Germ of a New Insanity" by Wickid Pissa Films. Skin & Bones Jones tells the story of how Ike was killed by bad cottage cheese. This is a real conversation with Skin & Bones, a street prophet from Boston Common. < less

(7:54) Lifelike Entertainment has a theory about violent video games: they shouldn't be complicated. While the successful completion of a dangerous mission can be rewarding, it doesn't hold... more >

(7:54) Lifelike Entertainment has a theory about violent video games: they shouldn't be complicated. While the successful completion of a dangerous mission can be rewarding, it doesn't hold a candle to blowing someone's face off with a double-barreled shotgun. This approach enabled Lifelike to pump out a record number 23 games in 2005, most notable among them, Cageman. < less

(6:02) The greatest Christian Rock band of all time is back and they are declaring a Holy War on silence with their new album "No Room At the Inn." Join the members of Gethsemane: Blake,... more >

(6:02) The greatest Christian Rock band of all time is back and they are declaring a Holy War on silence with their new album "No Room At the Inn." Join the members of Gethsemane: Blake, Rick, and Greg with a special sneak peek into the lives of these Modern Day Prophets of Rock! < less

(0:55) Immortals, they have secretly dwelt among us for thousands of years but their origins have been shrouded in mystery. The answers, Prophets say, are to be found in The Source. The l... more >

(0:55) Immortals, they have secretly dwelt among us for thousands of years but their origins have been shrouded in mystery. The answers, Prophets say, are to be found in The Source. The last band of eternal warriors, lead by Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander, have set out on a treacherous quest to find the origin of their immortality. But to learn the truth, they must first defeat The Guardian of the Source, a powerful killer who will destroy all who seek its secrets. < less