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(22:10) After 9 years, confirmed loser David Bethany has finally graduated from junior college and is ready to begin his career at the local godless corporation. What he doesn't realize is ... more >

(22:10) After 9 years, confirmed loser David Bethany has finally graduated from junior college and is ready to begin his career at the local godless corporation. What he doesn't realize is the hell that awaits him. < less

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’... more >

(3:48) This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's about Barry Bonds singing to his daughter. Lyrics Below. Hey there, Aisha/ What’s it like in San Francisco? / We’re playing the New York Mets/ And I’m less popular than disco/ Yeah, it’s true/ Shea Stadium doesn’t love me like you do/ Singing the blues/ Hey there, Aisha/ Don't you worry about the home runs/ Because in just a couple years/ ARod will beat it and I’ll be done/ Yes, I’m screwed/ Pujols will probably do it, too/ Oh, shit it’s true/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ Hey there, Aisha/ I know times are getting harder/ Nobody outside Cali likes me/ It’s a shame to be my daughter/ That’s understood/ Neighbors won’t say hello in the hood/ Not like they should…/ Hey there, Aisha/ I took too many medications/ If every simple song I wrote to you/ Would silence an allegation/ I'd write it all/ If I could grow back my shrunken balls/ I’d be in the Hall/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me/ I cheat like George Brett using tar/ Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars/ I walk to first ‘cuz I have no other way/ Baseball fans told me to go to hell/ and even though I hit this well/ Nobody takes my record seriously/ Aisha I can promise you/ That by the time we get through/ The world won’t even remember my name/ And I’m to blame/ Hey there Aisha/ I deeply regret roiding but/ It’s douchebaggery more than power/ When these pitchers are avoiding/ Throwing strikes/ Taking all these four-ball hikes / I’m somebody no one likes/ So my Aisha here's to you/ At least there’s you/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Oh it's why they’re booing me/ Why they’re booing me < less

(3:01) Burma gets a close shave with anarchy, but Iran's prez gets nowhere close to reality! Gingrich says he not running … aw, that means there'll no Uncle Jay Explains the Newt this year.... more >

(3:01) Burma gets a close shave with anarchy, but Iran's prez gets nowhere close to reality! Gingrich says he not running … aw, that means there'll no Uncle Jay Explains the Newt this year. But there's plenty of other stuff going on, so catch up now! < less

(0:30) On October 10th, 2008 at 8 PM EST Travel Channel and the Most Haunted team will travel to Gettysburg, PA to investigate 100 years of ghostly sightings. http://www.travelchannel.com/T... more >

(0:30) On October 10th, 2008 at 8 PM EST Travel Channel and the Most Haunted team will travel to Gettysburg, PA to investigate 100 years of ghostly sightings. http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Most_Haunted_Live < less

(2:00) Step into the fictitious past of the 80's as younger versions of today's celebs take you on a cartoon romp of their final year in junior high as tweens who must deal with everything ... more >

(2:00) Step into the fictitious past of the 80's as younger versions of today's celebs take you on a cartoon romp of their final year in junior high as tweens who must deal with everything from summer camp to their sexual identities while trying to keep their sense of humor. www.gayandfatproductions.com. < less

(4:01) Are you tired of being stuck in a dead end job with no opportunity for advancement? Do creditors prey on you like Frat boys on an 18 year old little hottie? Well then look no futher!... more >

(4:01) Are you tired of being stuck in a dead end job with no opportunity for advancement? Do creditors prey on you like Frat boys on an 18 year old little hottie? Well then look no futher! with just a bit of information and a tiny investment, you'll be ballin till you fall! < less

(2:36) This is a compilation of the best moments from two years worth of halloween pranks using Gary, a dummy that is dressed up and put in a wheelchair. Gary spoke using a walkie-talkie hi... more >

(2:36) This is a compilation of the best moments from two years worth of halloween pranks using Gary, a dummy that is dressed up and put in a wheelchair. Gary spoke using a walkie-talkie hidden in his mask. Also be sure to check out Gary's run in with a pizza delivery lady. < less

(1:02) it's all a lot of fun until someone gets hurt. then it's social commentary. throwing a mirror up to reality, the scientists at OTM prove what the Prophet Freud predicted thousands of... more >

(1:02) it's all a lot of fun until someone gets hurt. then it's social commentary. throwing a mirror up to reality, the scientists at OTM prove what the Prophet Freud predicted thousands of years ago: our civilization is just a writhing cesspool of evil morons hellbent on self-destruction. and isn't that the highest form of entertainment? you be the judge. < less

(0:41) This was taken my freshman year in college, and yes I'm the guy who does the deed to himself. I had acquired some free(but shitty) whiskey and needed some coke to go with it. I had n... more >

(0:41) This was taken my freshman year in college, and yes I'm the guy who does the deed to himself. I had acquired some free(but shitty) whiskey and needed some coke to go with it. I had no money, and only one person in the room had a dollar, which he intended to use to buy himself a drink. Begging him for it, I uttered the phrase < less

(1:50) John Boy and Billy are radio giants. They can be heard in over 90 cities on any given day. While on a recent tour, I stopped in the studio for some hang time. John Boy and Billy h... more >

(1:50) John Boy and Billy are radio giants. They can be heard in over 90 cities on any given day. While on a recent tour, I stopped in the studio for some hang time. John Boy and Billy have been very good to me over the years. This coming March 2008 I will be joining the guys again for the 20th annual Comedy Classic in Asheville, NC. You can find more details on this show and the guys at www.thebigshow.com …Enjoy! I hope you can make it out to a show sometime. MARCRYAN.COM TAGS (Marc Ryan Mark John Boy Billy Big Show NASCAR redneck radio morning comedian married couple sex Britney Spears white trash trailer park alcoholic halo chainsaw beer 40 iphone marcryan.com Chris crocker perez Hilton haters vma 07 Blaine street magic groundlings office pharmaceutical corporate sales meeting porn sex wasted stoner weed 420 chase) < less

(2:20) Detective Bennett is a rogue cop who works alone. Mark Kage is a somewhat reformed crackhead. Captain Simmmons hates them both, together they rule the streets. This was done years ago.

(2:20) Detective Bennett is a rogue cop who works alone. Mark Kage is a somewhat reformed crackhead. Captain Simmmons hates them both, together they rule the streets. This was done years ago. < less

(2:17) This is a collaboration video by David Spates and Xelander in London. David Saw Xelander's video "Letter's=Words" and thought it was funny so he got in contact with Xelander to colla... more >

(2:17) This is a collaboration video by David Spates and Xelander in London. David Saw Xelander's video "Letter's=Words" and thought it was funny so he got in contact with Xelander to collab and here it is. Check out some of David's other videos on his page like "Just Say No (Part 2)" "Talking With Dave#12 - 420 pound 8 year old"," "The First Black Homosexual", and many others with more to come! Don't forget to add me as a friend and subscribe. :-) Also if you have a youtube, Myspace, Facebook, or tagged account, please add me there too. Just search for my name. David Spates :-) P.S. You can buy David Spates Internet Videos #1 (1 hour long) at www.myspace.com/davidspates < less