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(5:11) The pilot episode of CSI: Dayjob, a CSI: Miami parody. When the Lt. is found stealing office supplies Derrick shoots him in the head, and Col. Dick Mouth introduces the team to their... more >

(5:11) The pilot episode of CSI: Dayjob, a CSI: Miami parody. When the Lt. is found stealing office supplies Derrick shoots him in the head, and Col. Dick Mouth introduces the team to their new Lt. The team solves their first crime together and start to deal with their personal situations. Starring: Jon DeWalt, Christopher Alvarado, Rachel Lewis, & Molly Erdman. With Larry Bates, Genevieve Jones, Justin Uretz & Lauren Lapkus. Written: Jon DeWalt with improvised improvements by the cast. www.TheNextBend.net (website coming soon) < less

(6:58) Jason Sudeikis (“30 Rock,” “Saturday Night Live”) is so good as the rock band manager in the new movie “The Rocker” that he pretty much steals the show. Being rockers ourselves, we w... more >

(6:58) Jason Sudeikis (“30 Rock,” “Saturday Night Live”) is so good as the rock band manager in the new movie “The Rocker” that he pretty much steals the show. Being rockers ourselves, we wanted to do something a little different than the normal junket interview while Jason was in town promoting “The Rocker” (starring Rainn Wilson), so we ambushed the comedy star with a homegrown rock n’ roll quiz to see how much of his portrayal was a result of Method acting. As it turns out, this didn’t quite go exactly as planned. This is probably the last time we try to quiz a movie star. Yikes! Maybe we should just stick to the regular junket questions. Anyway, enjoy this very uncomfortable interview with Jason Sudeikis from a dirty hotel room somewhere in Kansas City. < less

(1:15) A mystery horseman ambushes Jason in the forest, and steals the Monkey King's staff in this clip from The Forbidden Kingdom. In theaters April 18th. For more info, visit: http://for... more >

(1:15) A mystery horseman ambushes Jason in the forest, and steals the Monkey King's staff in this clip from The Forbidden Kingdom. In theaters April 18th. For more info, visit: http://forbiddenkingdommovie.com/ < less

(0:17) A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing bags of Doritos from a neighborhood shop The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store... more >

(0:17) A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing bags of Doritos from a neighborhood shop The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny. < less

(3:57) A young boy gets thirsty and his cousin gives him a beer cuz there is nothing else to drink. so the young oy gets wasted off of one beer and wants more but cant find any then he stea... more >

(3:57) A young boy gets thirsty and his cousin gives him a beer cuz there is nothing else to drink. so the young oy gets wasted off of one beer and wants more but cant find any then he steals his mothers car and gets into a tradjic drunk driving accident. < less

(1:06) This is the second trailer for the new comedy Mad Money. Three female employees have the crime of their lives when they devise a master scheme to steal money about to be destroyed! S... more >

(1:06) This is the second trailer for the new comedy Mad Money. Three female employees have the crime of their lives when they devise a master scheme to steal money about to be destroyed! Starring Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Ted Danson. In theaters January 18th, 2007. For more info, visit: http://madmoneymovie.com/ < less

(2:19) Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Vote on the winner at http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, G... more >

(2:19) Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Vote on the winner at http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. contact: info@seedwell.com --------------- LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia < less