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(9:49) Little Donny Disease finds lots of sympathizers and supporters, including famous sports figures and rock stars. Look for the world-famous Titte (pronounced Titt-ay) Brothers in concert.

(9:49) Little Donny Disease finds lots of sympathizers and supporters, including famous sports figures and rock stars. Look for the world-famous Titte (pronounced Titt-ay) Brothers in concert. < less

(2:21) An impossible to believe action hero in an impossible to find film classic. As far as ass kicking goes, what you'll see here is just the tip of the iceberg. If little else, my hope... more >

(2:21) An impossible to believe action hero in an impossible to find film classic. As far as ass kicking goes, what you'll see here is just the tip of the iceberg. If little else, my hope is you'll think twice next time you're tempted to rock the boat with a Filipino midget. The more you know... < less

(6:56) Improv with toys & action figures in an action-adventure-porno. Improvised dialogue & plot (no kidding!) My Brother Jesse and I did this a few years ago, thankfully preceding the Sum... more >

(6:56) Improv with toys & action figures in an action-adventure-porno. Improvised dialogue & plot (no kidding!) My Brother Jesse and I did this a few years ago, thankfully preceding the Sum41 video. Have a laugh and leave a comment. Thank you very muchly. < less

(0:50) Larry is an average dog, except he talks, sings rock ‘n’ roll, and sells millions of records. LARRY: THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL is a new book for all the kids and animal lovers who ev... more >

(0:50) Larry is an average dog, except he talks, sings rock ‘n’ roll, and sells millions of records. LARRY: THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL is a new book for all the kids and animal lovers who ever wondered if their pet could do more than meets the eye. < less

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less