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(1:20) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Jennifer Talk About How Casey Learned to Lap Dance" A snippet from the day these two girls taped their video introductions for preview clips ... more >

(1:20) Slumber Party Theater Presents: "Casey & Jennifer Talk About How Casey Learned to Lap Dance" A snippet from the day these two girls taped their video introductions for preview clips for the horror movie,"Long Pig," with which they are involved. Beware of strong language and strong opinions! Sponsored by Long Pig: The Movie. < less

(1:53) On December 14th 2007, I learned I own the only webpage on the entire internet that comes up when you Google "How to get an attractive girlfriend." On December 15th 2007 I made a DVD... more >

(1:53) On December 14th 2007, I learned I own the only webpage on the entire internet that comes up when you Google "How to get an attractive girlfriend." On December 15th 2007 I made a DVD series to teach you how to get an attractive girlfriend. The DVD costs $49.99 and cannot be purchased in stores. But this infomercial is free. < less

(6:34) Episode 06 - How Cool Bear Got His Groove Back to the Future Starring Jason Armento and Adam Simmel This episode essentially is a cautionary tale, a warning if you will, about the ... more >

(6:34) Episode 06 - How Cool Bear Got His Groove Back to the Future Starring Jason Armento and Adam Simmel This episode essentially is a cautionary tale, a warning if you will, about the trials and tribulations of internet dating. Cool Bear is a highly successful, forty-something year old, San Francisco stock broker who is persuaded by his colorful roommates, Roy and Becky, to give internet dating a whirl. But can he learn that sometimes you have to break the rules in order to free your heart? Fun fact for Episode 06 - Taye Diggs originally turned down the role accepted by the method actor himself, Boo Boo. < less

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" E... more >

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE < less

(5:55) Ashton and Rob sat down to chat What Happen's In Vegas with National Lampoon's Matt Zaller for www.thezazreport.com. Ashton gives the detailed history of the trucker hat and talks ab... more >

(5:55) Ashton and Rob sat down to chat What Happen's In Vegas with National Lampoon's Matt Zaller for www.thezazreport.com. Ashton gives the detailed history of the trucker hat and talks about using Nair on his balls. Rob asks Matt to take off his shirt and Ashton makes fun of his facial hair. Basically, you can drop out of college. All you need to learn in life is right in this video. < less

(0:32) In The House Bunny, Anna Faris charms as Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny who teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex – only to learn that what boys really like is what... more >

(0:32) In The House Bunny, Anna Faris charms as Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny who teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex – only to learn that what boys really like is what's on the inside. < less

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Boa... more >

(1:37) As the Battle Dance was removed from the Internet for Intellectual Dance Copyright infringement by the Board of Disgusting Behavior, a new video was just released challenging the Board’s rigid authority. Noel a.k.a. “Corduroy Blazer” was a competitor in the highly controversial results of Battle Dance. Many believe he was robbed due to a bias audience and rumors of a rematch are widespread. Factors that may lead to this historic match up are venue, shared earnings including Pay-Per View, and levels of sobriety. In the mean time Noel continues to elevate his game by making his friends feel both awkward and amused as he licks the inner lining of women’s throats as they sit around a campfire. During this encounter we learned that he was a boy scout, likes glittery shoes, and tries to mind read by licking the brains of unsuspecting victims. As we wait on word for a possible Battle Dance rematch, sit back and see what they did to him. < less