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(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so ... more >

(15:04) Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter "Rapist's Tunnel" for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can't sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the "ladies" out there. He claims to have seen 3 "paginas" and 15 boobs. Pretty sure they dude doesn't know what a vagina is. Also, two hyperactive kids scream at each other. Could they be doing drugs? Popping pills? Drunk? Beer? Candy canes? Maybe all of those? Who cares. Some dude talks like a robot and misses out on the picnic of his lifetime. MC Dancey Dance gets a special favor (or "handsky" as some folks call it) from a skeleton whilst singing "Dem Bones". One dude's car is covered in cat poop. < less

(4:02) Troy takes a journey through youthful love in this biographical romance. What lies ahead for compassionate lovers when the trip becomes rocky? Can his heart stand the strain?

(4:02) Troy takes a journey through youthful love in this biographical romance. What lies ahead for compassionate lovers when the trip becomes rocky? Can his heart stand the strain? < less

(11:06) I originally wrote this short back in 1997. It's a bit long, but I know FunnyorDie viewers don't have ADD. This was one of the sketches that helped me get an interview at MadTV. U... more >

(11:06) I originally wrote this short back in 1997. It's a bit long, but I know FunnyorDie viewers don't have ADD. This was one of the sketches that helped me get an interview at MadTV. Unfortunately, I did not get the gig. After several unsuccessful bouts at suicide, I attempted to make the sketch with Max McCloud in 2006. The sound and editing is a little funky, but that just adds a David Lynch quality to the short - Right? Work with me, people!!! john........ < less

(0:52) Are you bored? Or just tired of good quality commercials then you might, not saying you will but you might like this new commercial about, well to be honest I'm not quite sure what i... more >

(0:52) Are you bored? Or just tired of good quality commercials then you might, not saying you will but you might like this new commercial about, well to be honest I'm not quite sure what it is selling, it's kind of random as hell. < less

(13:31) The Christmas Angel Description: Readying for their annual Christmas festivities, this traditional family embraces the true meaning of Christmas by opening their home and hearts to ... more >

(13:31) The Christmas Angel Description: Readying for their annual Christmas festivities, this traditional family embraces the true meaning of Christmas by opening their home and hearts to what they believe is The Christmas Angel. < less