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(0:30) The parents in this spot can't wait for their teenage daughter to get out there and start making babies! Because, honestly, who really cares about a few unwanted children when there'... more >

(0:30) The parents in this spot can't wait for their teenage daughter to get out there and start making babies! Because, honestly, who really cares about a few unwanted children when there's a chance to get some action, right? PETA's new spot about the animal overpopulation crisis makes a startling comparison that shows exactly how absurd it is when animal guardians refuse to spay or neuter their cats and dogs. < less

(6:43) Watch as Sammy battles the laws of the corporate world and fight the man as he struggles to understand the harsh judgment his boss (Lengel, portrayed by Matt Stieb)doles out on these... more >

(6:43) Watch as Sammy battles the laws of the corporate world and fight the man as he struggles to understand the harsh judgment his boss (Lengel, portrayed by Matt Stieb)doles out on these innocent dolls. < less

(5:14) The is a deleted scene/blooper from the exploitation satire "Actress Apocalypse". In this deleted clip Vance and The Golden Terror sit down to rewrite David's script. Vance's rewrite... more >

(5:14) The is a deleted scene/blooper from the exploitation satire "Actress Apocalypse". In this deleted clip Vance and The Golden Terror sit down to rewrite David's script. Vance's rewrite ends up being a gay zombie film. "Actress Apocalypse" is about David B. Lincoln The 3rd who is directing his horror epic "Clearwater Canyon" which is about a big fat kiler Indian in his backyard. Helping him is his psychotic brother Vance and the very stupid & in the closet boom operator, The Golden Terror. A camera crew captures everthing that goes wrong on the film that includes the imploding of David's film and David's brother Vance killing the nude actresses. "Actress Apocalypse" is a critically acclaimed exploitation satire that is avaiable from almost every online DVD retailer (Amazon, Deep Discount, ect..). Directed by Richard R. Anasky. < less

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girl... more >

(5:10) I need an Asian girl (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 1) I love Asian girls but they don't love me. Most Asian women stick with Asian men. I don't know If It's a cultural difference, but to me it's a bunch of nonsense. I tried to make it work with an Asian girl, but the Asian guys they all got violent. They were trying to beat me up bad. That's when I was best friends with Ty. But I will keep on trying. The Asian women in New York are breath taking. I'm not even trying to fronting cause you know I wanna be with one someday. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 2) Asian women make me get a little boner. That's why I don't wanna be a loner no more. I wanna just get more closer. But how can I when the Asian connection stops me. They wanna kill me. I wanna take a course and learn their language. Maybe I can socialize a little bit more. My friends they laugh they think I'm playing. Asian women they know how to treat a man. Maybe I should move to Tokyo or Japan. Or maybe I should get a mail order bride. Na I got to much pride. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) (Verse 3) An Asian woman makes me feel much love and respect. There intelligent, strong and always in check. Greet me at the door take off my shoes. Kiss me hi tell me how do you do. Then after that my woman hooks me up with food. She's always pleasant. Always in the mood never rude. She's always in the mood and cheerful. That's why I want one by the mouthful. I can see myself falling in love all over again with an Asian girl. Please come in to my world because I need your love. Your love is strong. That's why I sat down and wrote this song. Cause you know we all should get along. Tell those Asian men to back off and let me come in and rock your world. Girl I wanna rock you all night long. R.E.H. D.O. double G. loving you all night cause I am a stud. That's right yeah word. Some people always ask me why, why is it do I want that girl. Girl I want you because I'm falling in love. A.S.I.A.N. W.O.M.A.N. (Chorus) Asians don't love me. Is it a cultural thing? I don't know maybe, maybe someday. But right now I must say. (Repeat twice) < less

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" E... more >

(0:52) Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE < less

(0:43) My man Mario doing the stranger...he has no idea I posted this. When he figures out I did it using clips from a serious school film project about a sexual predator who gets killed th... more >

(0:43) My man Mario doing the stranger...he has no idea I posted this. When he figures out I did it using clips from a serious school film project about a sexual predator who gets killed that he helped me with he will be pissed. < less